Alright guys, I don't know what's going on in London, but it might be time to stage an intervention. After an April 1 post led people to assume Heinz Cadbury Creme MAYONNAISE was not a real thing—a fair assumption, I think we can all agree—Heinz went ahead and confirmed the existence of this odd, Eastertime creation.
An April 2 tweet from Heinz Mayo reads: "We weren’t kidding, Heinz Creme Egg Mayo is a thing! Who wants to try it?" For those of you who are so inclined, you can head to London's Truman Brewery April 11 through the 13th, the week before Easter, to get a free sample. It's only available while supplies last, and I can only imagine the supplies aren't crazy plentiful, so...if you're brave, hop to it!
If you're also wondering what one would do with a chocolate egg-tasting mayonnaise, I don't have the answer for you. Make your turkey sandwich vaguely sweet tasting? Spread it on toast like a monster? Unclear what the best strategy would be.
Editors at U.K. site The Stylist tasted the English creation and remarked it was surprisingly bland but sweet. Many also noted it smells way too mayonnaise-y. Per the website, it's made by blending mayo, mustard, and Cadbury Creme Eggs. I don't know guys, I just don't know.
