Everybody Loves Large Chests

The experience of the story is wholly dependent on when you leave it. The experience of this story is watching the sublime slowly crumble into confusion. I rate it 5 stars at the start, 1 at the end, and thus 3 overall. The author did too much seat-of-the-pantsing, and the problem becomes exponentially worse near the end, as consistency falls apart.

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For an alright experience:

For a poor experience (Ultimate spoilers):

The story never really runs out of good ideas, but it runs out of glue to hold the thing together.

I’m addicted and suffering withdrawals. GIVE ME MORE CONTENT.

I need this story to go on forever. It's my favorite story of all time. I love fantasy world builders and this one is by far my favorite. Honestly cant wait to see more. There's been multiple times that I was absolutely rolling with laughter. Great read. Worth the 5000 pages between this and the side story. 

Well, about time I put in a review as well.

As stated in the title of my review, it's very.VERY.simple. Most who don't like it have a misconception about the story, that later on it becomes all about the sexual content.

And they're completely right.

Except, they're not entirely right? I've only read it till Moonlighting, so I can't give a say about the future chapters- so my following review is only valid (technically, duh) till there. There is a LOT of sex in this story. And it isn't the vanilla, typical, love sex. It's brutal, it's gory, and it's very very messy. It has dickgirls and tentacle rape, and a distant case of necrophilia; the latter is a technical case.

Did I change your mind about reading it yet? No? Then you may have a chance at it. Fair enough, after I'd started it, I'd dropped it the moment I learnt of CASEFILE: GIRL WITH FIVE LIMBS. But months later, I thought why the heck not. It's there, Valerie's jugs inviting me. 'Read me,' they bouncy chests said. And as any healthy young man would do, I'd obeyed.

And let's say, the sex gets worse.

But as a bonus, everything else does indeed! The humor is subjective, but it isn't dull, it doesn't make you want to gouge your eyes out, unable to understand how this crap makes ANYONE laugh. Au contraire, it is funny, and you know it even if you don't like the type of humor. It's varied, diverse and the dialogues are witty as always.

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! The world is vast. And the best part about it is that it isn't a frozen chunk of crap that refuses to change. It is a true world, with everything not being centred around the MC. Of course, certain things are - but that's a technicality. The protagonist's actions have consequences, and people react. The world weaves together, working as a working whole. This isn't a frozen world, people live here. One of my favorite things about this story is that it's fairly believable. indeed. Such a world feels vibrant and alive, other than the usual 'worlds' on here, usually being the 5 foot space around the Japanese beta idiot along with his horny catgirl, the world itself waiting for the MC to arrive so that it can FINALLY come to life.

So here's my advice to any readers that are on the fence. If you can look past the astonishing amount of fanservice, creampies and the semen overflows, ( I suspect the forests actually use the sperm as nutrition,which is why they do it so much) , you will have a world to enjoy with your guide being the chestiest chest that ever chested. It's a fun ride, look at the other reviews. They aren't talking about the sex, are they?

Onwards is the actual review- 

Style - Uses a typical third person perspective, that switches between limited and omniscient from time to time. Of course, the viewpoint switch mid-chapter is usually not to a side character, but to a member on the MC's entourage. Added points for the Omniscient when the MC was an idiot. If I had to make a comparison, I'd point you to the "adorable" narrator of the Stanley Parable- not exactly, but the wit is not so different, I'd say. That is much better at showing things rather than: "What's that? Oh damn, what's that?" until you eventually find out ten chapters later without a reason to care. 

A typical problem with litRPG that I have are those clunky, annoying, irrelevant status screens. Blue was a color I'd liked...once. This novel is not exempt from the aforementioned terrible sin, in fact, they are aplenty. But what makes ELLC different? Why, the status screens of course! The one way communication in response to an unexpected- to say the least- theft, the altering of the flow of chaos bringing you a paint job, and the age old rite of a civilization long forgotten making our dear MC lie in wait until he can finally drink some cold Codka once he's finally 18 fish of age.

No complaints. 

Story- I don't want to give away too much, because every reader has the right to read the glorious prologue and get hooked (Research suggests a 90 percent success rate; test subject-DUCK began quacking with excitement- although it could just as easily have been because I haven't fed it for months...). It follows the protagonist's inevitable rise to the top, with conflicts arising that do catch our beloved chest-lover off guard- even getting him in deep shit. The conflicts aren't very long lasting as they eventually fade away - except one conflict that I'm actually looking forward to. Certain things will keep you at the edge of your seat, and it's an amazing journey indeed.

BUT. Don't look at me like that. Chests are great, but the booty's here as well. The problem is the attention the author willingly gives to fanservice. It's a lot. It's useless, flimsy and not entertaining at all, and all it serves to do is hide that beautiful world from view. It was bearable the first few times, until it became unbearable. Of course, then you will reach the supreme state of Apathy. That's what I recommend as well. Just skip those paragraph worth loads of hot sticky loads. (Geddit?) There is also the extremely glaring problem of passivity. The protagonist has no goal, no overarching passion that it wants to work towards, the horses that pulls the plot forward. (Not the tasties and shinies, you  know what I'm  talking  about).There are chapters of lagging where there's fights with no real stakes (the grinding), and walking with no real... idk, you know, nothing happening for extended pages of lines. And I found myself skimming through them, absolutely disinterested. Things happen to the protagonist, as the protagonist really doesn't  need anything or do anything for it in a character's sense. Things happen to our poor dude. BUTT BUTT! There is credit to be given, for the storyline is held together by the undeniable wit that saturates the other pages - the glue that keeps me slogging through the brainless sex and boring sequences, because I know that once I do, I WILL be rewarded. Credits are due for that.

Grammar - Very tasty. No valid complaints. The occasional mispelling you don't notice because you're too busy beating your meat- or looking for the witty dialogue. I don't judge either way.... :3.

Character - Ah. Here be the conundrum. Because I love the cast as a whole. They are diverse, they are themselves, and they are amazing. The character interactions are the heart of this beauty, and I love the jabs the characters make toward each other. They are people, not caricatures.

But they are. The work inevitably falls into the pitfalls I dislike - tropes. NO! Not the typical tropes. Not the tsundere Loli or the airhead idiot - points, because there are only mountains, no plains- no, this is an evolved tropism, one that extends to only few characters AFAIK. Mutated tropes that combine and evolve, breaking through their limits and achieving apotheosis. Is this bad? No, this does make a unique character. So what's the problem? The usual problem that's inherent to a trope. This 'special' characteristic SO overplayed, so driven to the top, given so much attention,that it takes away from the character as a whole. 

But. This isn't a common problem per se, and thankfully not our adorable protagonist.

To be noted, the express reason I read this novel, despite its seas of cum, is its cast. I'm trying to write myself (over a span of years, kek) and this work has a plethora of interesting characters, and humor abound. They aren't idiots that blindly agree with the MC (except...some, the ones that are frequently exposed to the Tentaclysm - I call it the Nexus Effect) and have their own interests,their own motives, their own goals. 

In summation, this is undoubtedly a GREAT read. It's entertaining, gorgeous and has a verdant world that actually feels like a fantasy rather than being told "Dudes, this is totes dope ass fantassy".(Geddit?)

It also has extremely unnecessary sex, and sexual intercourse, along with infertile copulation. There's also this thing where the females are almost always horny bimbos- now I've seen people saying how it's because it's Misogyny concentrated, but I myself wildly disagree. It's like going to a hentai site, reading rape/similar-tagged comics and bitching about how women inexplicably give in- it's written to be a part-timing hentai (that serves to be useless, I assure you. It has no contribution to the plot, so ignoring it is completely alright) and complaining about that is, simply put- useless. And also, this is mostly reserved to the women exposed to the MC. The others are mostly fine. It's also easier to digest when thinking that this is a world where getting killed and fucked have equal chances - including both. "Speared someone to death with his dick," a certain someone's off-screen older brother managed, the certain someone said - and so, flirtatious/sexual encounters have higher chances to occur. Fuck while you can amirite? This is about the world as a whole, with relatively normal females. And you have to cut the demons some slack because hey- you can't have sex when you haven't been summoned. And their very existence (males and females alike) is fucking and/or killing.

And people. People, people people. This isn't Misogyny. This isn't hatred or prejudice against women. Women HAVE boobs. Women HAVE butts. And men love them, as men of good taste would do. We don't lewd manboobs, because real boobs are divine. Why must we war over the hentai plot of this beauty, when we can all join hands and unite under the banner of of those glorious blobs! tldr; it's not all women, get over it, deal with it.

And like a certain amazing God named Princess Delacarte Boobvaccum said, 

SOCKS FOR THE SOCK GOD!!!

I have to be honest i didn't expected much from the novel in the first place. I mean the only reason i even clicked it down is cuz the title turned out being a pun. And i guess im not alone with this.

Intriguted i gave it a try and boy it was worth it. The story isnt anything THAT special but the MC makes it one of the most ridiculous book i've ever read. 

Its a fun story with wierd characters and a morally questionable MC. If you want something light where you dont need to think about motives, politics etc, and just wanna have fun this book is perfect for you. It doesnt pretend its anything more either.

 By the Emperor's decre (Holy be his name) this is a sacred artifact from the age before his reign, His will has provided we NOT initiate exterminatus upon this.

AVE IMPERATOR!

(Story is good, expect some grimdark stuff, with just awesome comedy)

I have reread this series multiple times and even bought the first volume this series on amazon. I cannot wait for both the new chapter and the new volume that will be coming out on Amazon and hope it is every bit as good or if even possible better then the previous time I read the chapters.

KEEP UP THE OUTSTANDING WORK AUTHOR I SO SO SO ENJOY YOUR WORK

Everybody Loves Large Chests is a litRPG following a mimic as it grows in strength, evolves, and pretty much does whatever it feels like doing. 

The story has one of the best executions of an amoral monster protagonist I have ever read. The monster follows its own twisted logic, approaching situations rationally and ruthlessly, making it very clear that the story isn't following a human with the common needs and wants associated with a human. One of the most satisfying parts of the story is watching the mimic grow in strength and intelligence, especially since the MC retains its unique personality and outlook without eventually turning good like in so many stories of the type. 

The actual plot is generally good, being interesting and varied in the types and scopes of the plotlines, giving the story a lot of different opportunities. The plotlines are usually executed in satisfying ways and stakes are well-handled. The story does have some issues with pacing in the later arcs, since it is clear only the first batch of arcs was fully planned out, so while there is some filler, it doesn't detract from the entertainment value.

The worldbuilding is a weakness of the story, since the world is usually introduced and fleshed as the story neccessitates, but this is a minor issue in the grand scheme of things.

Regarding characters, the author does a good job clearly establishing personalities for the main characters, and giving them interesting stories. The characters don't have a great deal of depth, but are more than sufficient for the style of story being told, sinc eal  their personalities are highly entertaining and enjoyable to read.

The story is well-edited, and while chapter releases are irregular, they are quite long.

I would strongly recommend this story.

(As of Chapter 320)

Overall - I have only words of praises for the story. Once you start reading, you won't stop. It's starts with Title and Synapsis, so misleading and yet so fitting, and only gets better later on.

Style - Easy on the eye. Just please, pay attention to what you are reading. There are a lot of clever jokes, it would be a pity if you miss some of them.

Story - Just genius. Story is well thought out original take on LitRPG genre, one that is hard to find nowadays. More important, it's amusing and entertaining.

Grammar - Mistakes are rare and short lived. It's fair to say, that they are nonexistent.

Character - They are well written and quite unique in their own rights. It's a pleasure to follow MC through his adventures and be a witness to his growth.

Title sucked me in and then I just kept going.

Great Job.