Everybody Loves Large Chests
by Exterminatus
- Graphic Violence
- Profanity
- Sexual Content
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Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones.
The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer - a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfather’s trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime! It is sure to be a long and dangerous road, fraught with danger! And it all starts with a simple test - reach Level 5 in the dungeon called the ‘newbie zone’ and earn the right to become a full-fledged adventurer!
However, such things get hopelessly derailed when his adolescent mind beholds an exposed chest for the first time. A fateful meeting that would inevitably lead his life in a direction he never even dreamed of!
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I'm really not entirely sure why this story works as well as it does. By all accounts I shouldn't like this story. The main character has no morals and very rarely does anything because it feels like the right thing to do. However, it works. I'm engaged with the story, and I find myself becoming more and more invested in the characters as time goes on.
Couldn't recomend this story enough. Don't have the words. Masterpiece, is the best i got.
Boxxy is the most anti-heroist anti-hero that ever anti-heroed. Take that to the bank and sign it with your nuts!
I began reading this at the behest of a friend's son. I normally don't go for porn stories... but when I started to read, it drew me in almost immediately... and while some of the early sexual content was a bit gratuitous, the story, characters, and world are all strangely engaging, hilarious, and elicit some real emotion from me. And as the story has continued, it's set itself into a great level of consistently awesome humor, in-jokes, references, and entertaining occurences, and even the sexy stuff has some well integrated need to be there... the coherent, cohesive lore that Exterminatus has built here has kept me rolling laughing, feeling my heart go out to some of the characters and what they go through, cheering for a main character who, let's be honest, is totally a villain... and loving every minute of it!
Thank you, Exterminatus for one hell of a ride. I look forward to each chapter with baited breath.
I usually hate reading novels with dumb protagonists, but the author here somehow makes it entertaining instead of frustrating. It was great watching the MC going from braindead box to whatever he is by the end, and the side characters also develop well throughout the story, adding a lot to it. Great read.
Writing is superb. Grammar is superb. Plot? Better than almost everything on this entire site. Honestly, the author somehow made nearly everything fit together well enough to a point where I had to check if I was making things up about this story. But alas, it was all true. Every detail was indeed from one mind only, and that was from the authors.
Pretty much all I wanted to say. Everthing else will be a surprise to the reader. I am sure they will appreciate it.
A friend of mine recommended this story to me and I'll admit, the cover, warnings and title gave me a set of expectations as to what this story would be like. I couldn't have been more wrong and I'm so glad I was. Don't get me wrong; the warnings are there for a reason. But it's just so well written! The main character has to be one of my favourites of all time, and they're a box.
Anyway in summary - give this story a shot, I'm sure it'll surprise you.
It starts off interesting and strong, but everntaully jsut becomes a slog through what I expect are supposed to be interesting twists and turns and reveals but just fall flat.
and then the ending. The last arc messes with Boxy's core abilities, and the final scenes Completely Ruin the extant characterization of the primary deity.
Like what RAFELING said in his review i kept skiping this book because of the title. I dont mind pornogaphic books but i dont want the answer to the question "wha'cha readin?" to be somting that will make me seem like a creep. I loved how you managed to keep the main character and others at a sort of distance, without giving into the temptation of making him too "normal", too quickly. he's a monster at heart and you portrayed that beautifully! GREAT JOB & KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
PS. Can anyone else see this as an anime?, or is it just me?
initial i felt the title was a bait to bring readers in along with the "sexual content" tag but eventually as the story progressed there was large chest and largest chests too with plenty of sex along the ride. the story keeps evolving as the characters are well fleshed out with their own quirks and it's too much entertaining to read the adventures of a large chest with other large chests.
Oh my oh my oh my...
What a tasty treat this story is! Love the honour, love the way the story takes you on an unexpected turn and rolls right along at a good pace.
MC is so unconventional and funny.
Highly recommended~!