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304 pages, Kindle Edition
First published April 20, 2012
AGAINST
I want a man who loves me enough to nail me against the wall.
My ex-almostthefatherofmychildren. My ex-happilyeverafter. My ex-fiancé. My ex who left me for that Kim Kardashian butt double, Ms. McGallian.
“Hey, so according to C-High’s very own gossip channel, I hear we’re fucking each other’s brains out.”
“Cool. Are you enjoying it as much as I am?” he jokes.
“Oh, so much more,” I tease.
“So a guy could be like nasty looking, I’m talking warts on his nose, big ole ears, and dandruff flaking out of his hair, and as long as he was drinking, let’s say, Guinness, he’d fall in the 'man of your dreams' category?” he asks, lifting his arms to hang his air quotes.
I laugh at his list of yucky traits. Looking into his crystal blue eyes, I tell him, “Yes.”
“But what if said Guinness was perfectly matched in a pint with a lighter beer … such as Bass?” Matty lowers his eyes at me in anticipation of my response.
I lean forward in my seat, lost in his playful gaze. “Even better.”
“So you’re confident I’ll fall in love with you?” I ask, teasingly.
He pauses , staring into my eyes. “Never been so confident in anything or anyone in my life.” He kisses my nose.
“You’re serious, aren’t you?” I utter.
“As a heart attack,” he says, with sincerity written all over his face. I bite my lip. He is so dead serious.