I’ve watched more hours of wrestling in my lifetime than I care to admit, but I’ve never seen anything quite like this brawl that broke out at a McDonalds in Ottawa.
The full YouTube video of the incident has already been pulled, but there’s so much going on in this GIF posted to Twitter that you’ll find yourself watching it a couple hundred times just to process it all.
i don’t know how to describe this .gif of a mcdonald’s fight on rideau street except to say that at one point, someone pulls out a raccoon pic.twitter.com/auMdeHBwQK
— Alison Mah (@alisonmah) October 3, 2016
For starters, there are about a dozen people involved, and it looks like the Royal Rumble, with some vaguely discernible alliances within the melee. Then there’s the dude who’s recreating the Psycho shower scene with what I hope is only a plastic utensil. And then, out of nowhere, a guy pulls out what appears to be a baby raccoon from his sweatshirt. I repeat: a baby raccoon.
Let’s get these guys in the ring. And that raccoon back to safety.
H/T Ottowa Citizen