Oh mon dieu! Le Bae has done it again. Justice League doesn't come out for two more weeks but, spoiler alert, Superman is back in the building. Your favorite raven-haired Ravenclaw showed up as the most Gryffindor dude on the planet for Halloween and I am not mad at all. When you have a forelock like this you have to put it to work for you, honey!
Not only did he wear the getup to take go trick-or-treating with the family, but he also showed up to work in costume. Gird your loins in Kryptonite because it's a lot.
Excusez-moi but I need to call the Canadian National Guard or Royal Mounted Police or someone to rescue me from all the feelings I am having right now. Le Bae rips open his shirt on the way to the office and I am spent. Give me Angela Merkel as Bruce Wayne and Emmanuel Macron as Le Jimmy Olsen and we'll have ourselves a party. Is The Daily Planet hiring? I'll do anything (that pays over a million Euros).
Le SuperBae (also known as Canadian Kent) looks so good I have to rescind my staunch "No dudes in Superman T-shirts as a costume" rule. I've given up so much for this man.
This was me literally three days ago:
And this is me now:
Don't take this as permission to go Super-crazy, dudes of the world. It is a known fact that throwing on that Superman T-shirt you have in your closet and pulling out a white button down and maybe a pair of glasses is absolutely not trying. But when you actually look like Superman and you are Justin Trudeau and you go the extra mile of making your tie crooked, well I'm powerless against that.
Personal note to Le Bae: if you want to wear this to work every day, no one will be mad. Maybe alternating between this and an Eric from The Little Mermaid getup. Just something to think about.
What must it feel like to be so attractive, the best way to describe your looks is "fictional."
Thank you, Le Bae, for understanding the true meaning of Halloween: A time for adults to actively court the thirst of other adults. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make a big mess in Metropolis and just wait to see who shows up.
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