Premier League Bingo: Can you rack up the points from this weekend's action?

West Brom v Chelsea (Friday, 8pm)

5 points: At least one inflatable Premier League trophy makes an appearance in the away end. 

15 points: Rachel Riley describes Tottenham as a 'team of chokers who fold like Origami every season'. 

25 points: John Terry makes a cameo appearance in the last five minutes, but plays in a tracksuit for fear of the stick he will get if he is in full kit and shin pads at full-time. 

Manchester City v Leicester (Saturday, 12.30pm)

5 points: City reverse the score in this fixture last season, running out 3-1 winners. 

15 points: Pep Guardiola describes Jamie Vardy as 'one of the best strikers I've ever seen' in another example of that passive-aggressive hyperbole he likes to employ. 

25 points: Robert Huth moans like a drain about the Manchester City players taking a victorious dressing room photograph. 

Bournemouth v Burnley (3pm)

5 points: The Eddie Howe derby finishes as a score draw. 

15 points: Josh King and Andre Gray both score, improving their chances of being this summer's Striker Spurs Mistakenly Buy as Harry Kane Back-Up. 

25 points: Commentators reveal that the average house in Sandbanks costs as much as the Burnley starting XI. 

Middlesbrough v Southampton (3pm) 

5 points: Boro follow Sunderland's lead by recording a win in the game after relegation was confirmed. 

15 points: Shane Long and Adama Traore have their own personal battle for the dishonour of being the most frustrating player on the pitch. 

25 points: As the away coach pulls away from the Riverside into Teesside's post-industrial wilderness, Claude Puel wonders why he bothers. 

Sunderland v Swansea (3pm)

5 points: Paul Clement's side are held to a draw, leaving the Swans to hope Crystal Palace do them a favour against Hull. 

15 points: Jordan Pickford makes another 10 saves. 

25 points: Jermain Defoe gives Sunderland fans an emotional farewell on probably his final appearance at the Stadium of Light. 

Stoke City v Arsenal (5.30pm)

5 points: A Stoke team already safe in mid-table can only muster a tepid performance and Arsenal record their third consecutive 2-0 league win. 

15 points: Stoke fans sign 'Arsene Wenger, we want you to stay' and an extra five points if some of them have a Wenger mask to match. 

25 points: Aaron Ramsey scores the goal that seals the points and goes 'full Adebayor' in front of the Stoke fans who have not forgiven him for having the temerity to have his leg broken. 

Crystal Palace v Hull (Sunday, 12.00pm)

5 points: Palace get the draw they need to ensure Premier League survival. 

15 points: One pundit describes the game as a '12-pointer'. 

25 points:  Big Sam is on the phone to Thomas Cook to book another summer holiday in Marbella within an hour of the full-time whistle. 

West Ham United v Liverpool (2.15pm)

5 points: West Ham hold out for a draw, as they continue to pay off their debt to fans for the dismal home defeats earlier this season. 

15 points: Davids Golds and Sullivan make a £30 million bid for Daniel Sturridge immediately after the game. 

25 points: A Proper Football Man suggest Liverpool were wrong to let Andy Carroll go and that he is exactly the type of 'plan B' they need. 

Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester United (4.30pm)

5 points: Spurs win-to-nil against a weakened United side. 

15 points: Sky tell us Manchester United have 'sacrificed their league position', as if finishing sixth was a choice rather than a verdict. 

25 points: In the PR misjudgment of the year, Spurs invite Sol Campbell back for the 'The Lane, The Finale' lap of honour and he strides around the pitch in plus-fours and a blue Conservative rosette.