Glasgow lad ‘mortified’ after almost being caught by the girlfriend of a lad he’s been seeing
A GLASGOW man was left 'mortified' after being 'forced' into pretending to buy a Sky Q box from a lad he's been 'seeing' - so his girlfriend didn't catch them.
He was getting ready to leave the flat last night when his bit on the side informed him that his "bird" was walking up the close.
The post on Facebook has gone viral with over 20,000 likes and 9,000 shares.
In it, he said: "I don’t know how to word this but I've just left a boys house who I've been kinda "seeing" take that how u want
"But today when I was leaving his house he hit me with "oh man my birds just coming up the close"
"I'm like em ok firstly u never mentioned u had one n secondly wtf we doing about this I’m no fitting under the bed n I’m certainly not hiding in your wardrobe cause I’m not the one in the f***ing closet 😂😂😂😂
"So he forces a f***ing Sky Q box in my hands n tells me to say I just bought it off him off Gumtree 😂😂😂😂
"So here I am MORTIFIED n the poor girls like "do u know how to tune it in I used to work for sky"
"I’m absolutely mortified he’s 100% blocked anyone wanting to buy a sky box? Cause I’m with virgin £100 ONO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"MORTIFIED sitting in my car contemplating my life most people get pied but I get skied."
And as you can imagine, in true Scots style, it's gone down a storm on social media.
One person write: "This has made my day 🤣🤣🤣"
Another replied: "Buckled 😂😂"
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But it didn't stop there - he later uploaded a picture of himself superimposed standing next to a Sky engineer van.
It captioned: "Hello it's the Sky man
"Anyone order sky?"