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In this issue of the Weekly Humorist

I Will Protest Nike by Burning All of My Shoes

by Matthew Disler
And starting this week, I am taking my protest to the streets! This is because my message is gaining ground, and also because my house burned down in a shoe-related fire.

New Programming for Fall Season: TV Mashups

by Sue Gelber
Frasier can’t solve everything and half the Brady Bunch is dead. So, we’re taking things up a notch. What’s even more desperate than remakes? Mashups!
 Cartoon by Bob Eckstein

The Top Romantic Comedies of 2098

by Danielle Kraese
Future problems: Nuclear war, A.I. domination, Emboldened gangs of cockroaches. Same issues: Finding a man for that quirky but lovable single lady!

New iPhone Features That NO ONE Wanted

by Kit Lively
Blood analysis port that tests you for STDs, and then loudly announces the results every five minutes until the battery runs out...and more.
 Cartoon by Mike Shiell

Wild Horses Can’t Drag Us Apart, Oy Vey’ and 7 Other Rolling Stone Lyrics Made Age Appropriate

by Paul Lander
Just by adding “Oy Vey” to a ‘Rolling Stone’ lyric, the band sounds their actual age.

Things Famous Men Can Talk About In An Interview Other Than Masturbation

by Ally Hirschlag
Possibly, it seems,  famous men need a helpful list of things to talk about in interviews that are not masturbating.
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