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Build a Virtual Cuss Jar to Retire America's National Debt!

Everyone is familiar with the physical cuss jar. Whenever you cuss, you are bound by the honor system to contribute money to the jar. The collected cash is earmarked for a use that benefits the common good, like a team at work funding an office party.

Virtualization makes the cuss jar available anywhere, anytime. Set up takes just three steps:

1. Add a PayPal Donation Button to the US Treasury website
2. Earmark the donated funds to retire the national debt.
3. There is no step three. You are done.

Honor system means no policing costs. PayPal securely handles logistics and admin. Downside? None.  

Mr. President: Please do this for the future of America!

Then you can really lead by example. Considering both your ability to pay and your penchant for expletives when speaking in public, my grandkids say thanks in advance. You Cuss. You Click. You Contribute. We, the People want this solution!

Fellow Americans: Please add your voice to mine and Sign!