The 18 Most Disastrous Missed Text Messages Possible

In today's age, we pretty much live and die by our phones. As you're about to see, sometimes literally.
The 18 Most Disastrous Missed Text Messages Possible

In today's age, we pretty much live and die by our phones. As you're about to see, sometimes literally.

We asked our readers to conjure up the worst text messages possible to receive (or not). The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Horizon 3G 3:30 PM Messages Caroline Edit For the past couple of weeks I've been seeing your sister at Trader Joe's buying lots of those single- servi
Verizon 3G 6:20 PM Verizon 3G 6:22 PM a Messages Chad Edit Messages Chad Edit in their eyes. telling me So, What did the twins that because of your th
The 18 Most Disastrous Missed Text Messages Possible
ATT 3G 9:00 AM ATT 3G 8:50 AM Messages Jill Edit Messages Jim Edit I'm pregnant. I'm pregnant. Yay! We did it I'm I'm sorry, but it's Bill's. telling
.0000 AT&T 4:51 PM Messages ~*~*~Bae*~*~ Contact Today 8:32 AM SURPRISE!! OMW W cake n balloons :) OMG NO PARTY CANCELED BC GRAM DIED Message Send GRA
AT&T 3G 8:45 AM Messages Mark Edit Cancel the surprise strippers for the boss's morning meeting. It's bring your children to work day. Not Delivered C
Plus 01:03 91% Messages Megan Contact Your dad and I are splitting forever What Nooo : call me Er I meant firewood Not Delivered stupid thing keeps ch
CRACKEDoG CONT 4:33 PM TELUS 3G Edit Grandma Messages J was Hey, what for ta eat supposed fridge looks dinner? The really empty. or ASAP. please aile
al_ Verizon 3G 7:15 PM Messages Anthony Edit SO yea that thing u found is actually a plutonium rod r u still planning on making a video called 'random
CRACKED COM A POLCE POLICELL TE 412911 <Messages Hubby Contact 4FY We have your husband. and Do exactly as we say he won't get hurt thar Lol k. found
AT&T 3G 5:15 PM AT&T 3G 5:15 PM Messages Mom Edit Messages Mom Edit Ow! I just fell off my Mom. just chill out! I'm bike fine, really! Damn. it looks
mi. Verizon 3G 3:14 PM Messages Steve Edit Where is the video for the presentation? The flash drive in the top drawer of my desk. The red one in the b
AT&T 9:59 PM 84% Messages Girlfriend Contact I'm on my way over... Wearing nothing but my coat Mmmmmm...the things I'm going to do to you when I barge
The 18 Most Disastrous Missed Text Messages Possible
AirVoice 17:23 Messages Gramps Contact Praise the Lord! I just won a lottery What do you mean? I just got the email. It seems they need some money up
mi. High 3G 4:20 PM Messages MJ Edit Do we have any oregano? I'm trying to make something for the middle school bake sale. Never mind, found some stuf
mII_ Sprint 3G 34 PM Messages Dick Edit Hey babe it's that time pick up a box Sweet! I did have a *hard* day at the office ;) We did use the last one
The 18 Most Disastrous Missed Text Messages Possible

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