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(Kansas City)   The couple's 18-year-old daughter found her mother dead on the kitchen floor while her father, wearing women's clothing, sat on the floor smoking a cigarette. (w/ eyebleach required mugshot)   (kansascity.com) divider line
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playdate  
2009-09-21 4:02:32 PM  
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I have a very tough time believing either sex would find that thing attractive.
 
mitchcumstein1  
2009-09-21 4:06:39 PM  
God I love my town.
 
Dr.Knockboots  
2009-09-21 4:07:14 PM  
A cross dresser with a mental disorder? Next thing you'll tell me is that transformers aren't mentally stable either.
PFFT!
 
Hau Ruck  
2009-09-21 4:08:43 PM  
The Aristocrats!

/Obvious
 
sweetmelissa31  
2009-09-21 4:09:29 PM  
Michael Adams Jr. of Belton appeared at his arraignment Monday at Cass County Circuit Court wearing a baby blue jumpsuit, shoulder-length hair and makeup.

I love how they had to specify that it was baby blue. Not just blue, but baby blue.
 
R.A.Danny  
2009-09-21 4:12:44 PM  

sweetmelissa31: Not just blue, but baby blue.


Great minds think alike.. And apparently so do ours.
 
DarthBrooks  
2009-09-21 4:18:55 PM  
That daughter must have some AWESOME issues to work through...
 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark]  
2009-09-21 4:20:40 PM  
The wife looks alive to me.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
2009-09-21 4:23:04 PM  
I Totally Recall seeing him/her before. Like two weeks ago.
 
ksparrothd  
2009-09-21 4:40:52 PM  
KC REPRESENT!!!
 
seventypercent [TotalFark]  
2009-09-21 4:57:32 PM  
This was basically the plot of "Police Quest 4: Open Season".
 
keiverarrow [TotalFark]  
2009-09-21 4:59:44 PM  
Diogenes [TotalFark] Quote 2009-09-21 04:23:04 PM
I Totally Recall seeing him/her before. Like two weeks ago.


hahaha, brilliantly true
 
Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
2009-09-21 5:18:53 PM  

DarthBrooks: That daughter must have some AWESOME issues to work through...


She's basically got three life paths open to her: psychiatrist, social worker, or Craigslist meth whore.
 
mitchcumstein1  
2009-09-21 5:23:38 PM  

Pocket Ninja: DarthBrooks: That daughter must have some AWESOME issues to work through...

She's basically got three life paths open to her: psychiatrist, social worker, or Craigslist meth whore.


You really never have enough of two of those three things, there are plenty of psychiatrists though.
 
Relatively Obscure  
2009-09-21 5:27:48 PM  

Diogenes: I Totally Recall seeing him/her before. Like two weeks ago.


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jaylectricity [TotalFark]  
2009-09-21 5:37:58 PM  

Pocket Ninja: DarthBrooks: That daughter must have some AWESOME issues to work through...

She's basically got three life paths open to her: psychiatrist, social worker, or Craigslist meth whore.


Why do people always assume that when somebody is going to turn to drugs it is always going to be meth?
 
R.A.Danny  
2009-09-21 5:39:19 PM  

jaylectricity: Pocket Ninja: DarthBrooks: That daughter must have some AWESOME issues to work through...

She's basically got three life paths open to her: psychiatrist, social worker, or Craigslist meth whore.

Why do people always assume that when somebody is going to turn to drugs it is always going to be meth?


Does that make him druggist?
 
Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
2009-09-21 5:51:25 PM  

jaylectricity: Why do people always assume that when somebody is going to turn to drugs it is always going to be meth?


I think it's been pretty well established that drug use is a continuum that begins with those first stolen puffs on a cigarette at 12, then moves on to alcohol- and reefer-fueled sex parties through high school, then ecstasy binges in dance club parking lots, coke sprees in Manhattan apartments, sharing heroin needles in over-the-track tenements, and then, finally, as the last gateway is opened and the last threshold crossed, a meth lab in your grandmother's kitchen.
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]  
2009-09-21 5:53:11 PM  

Pocket Ninja: a meth lab in your grandmother's kitchen.


My grandmother won't even let you prepare a dinner in her kitchen without insisting that you do things the way she has been doing them for 60 years.

That's why she sells the best drugs in a 750 mile radius.
 
Funsucker  
2009-09-21 5:56:13 PM  
He makes a very convinceing ugly woman.
 
imbrial  
2009-09-21 6:33:18 PM  
Another SNAFU

/Situation Norman, All farked Up
//what a Psycho
 
Cornwell  
2009-09-21 6:37:24 PM  

DarthBrooks: That daughter must have some AWESOME issues to work through...


Upon reading this headline, my first thought was "That's pretty farked up right there." my next thought was the mental image of every psychiatrist within a 200 mile radius was going "JACKPOT!" at the same time
 
imbrial  
2009-09-21 6:37:55 PM  
Yes, a farking Wierdo Transvestite, over there.

over here..

Executive Transvestite
education.jenniferlynnweb.comView Full Size


/hot

Dr.Knockboots: A cross dresser with a mental disorder? Next thing you'll tell me is that transformers aren't mentally stable either.
PFFT!
 
yogaFLAME  
2009-09-21 6:50:57 PM  
TWOOO WEEEKKKSSSSS
 
CygnusDarius  
2009-09-21 8:35:31 PM  
Mom, what big teeth you have there!.
 
Ryankenny  
2009-09-21 8:39:28 PM  
Let's review:

Drive: Need a license
Own a dog: Need a license
Run a hotdog stand: Need a license
Have children: Fire away, chippy. No license needed.
 
nailPuppy  
2009-09-21 8:40:45 PM  
Harrisonville?

Winchestertonfieldville, Iowa disapproves.
 
U8D1EyedSnake  
2009-09-21 8:42:18 PM  
Belton is a hole full of white trash.
 
gravethoughts  
2009-09-21 8:43:21 PM  
Pull the String!
Pull the String!
 
tampaflacouple  
2009-09-21 8:43:21 PM  
Wow, how did Florida miss this freak-show? But he does look like some of the hookers here in Tampa.

/not that I would know
//maybe
 
bluejeansonfire  
2009-09-21 8:44:28 PM  
That's a MAN, baby.
 
U8D1EyedSnake  
2009-09-21 8:45:42 PM  
nailPuppy: Harrisonville?

Harrisonville is also a hole...full of hicks...and white trash.
 
findthefish  
2009-09-21 8:46:10 PM  
dear lord....
 
skinink [OhFark]  
2009-09-21 8:48:54 PM  


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KudaMuda  
2009-09-21 8:49:05 PM  
I call for pics of the 18-year old daughter. I am aware of what risks lie ahead. Brain lesions or Nirvana in a 2-piece. Now way to tell without the pics.

What a hot 18 year old may look like:

2timothy42.orgView Full Size
 
jso2897 [TotalFark]  
2009-09-21 8:49:16 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: The wife looks alive to me.


Do you know how many times I've heard that excuse?
 
litespeed74  
2009-09-21 8:50:17 PM  
I can hear how ugly that is.
 
vudukungfu [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
2009-09-21 8:50:27 PM  
What were they arguing about?
He had the unhinged idea of asking her if that dress made him look fat,
and she, having been on the receiving end of the question for the first time in their marriage, gave him an honest answer.
Of course, he had a gun, so he exacted his revenge on her for being so abusive.
Heel walk.
 
Alyna_jf  
2009-09-21 8:50:48 PM  
what. the HELL?

I guess he'd take this as a compliment, but dude really does look like a lady.
 
bohab  
2009-09-21 8:53:01 PM  

findthefish: dear lord....


Dear Penthouse...

/FTFY
 
YouPeopleAreCrazy  
2009-09-21 8:53:18 PM  
Ryankenny:
Drive: Need a license
Own a dog: Need a license
Run a hotdog stand: Need a license
Have children: Fire away, chippy. No license needed.

To be truthful, your first three 'licenses' have little to do with skill, and everything to do with city/county/state revenue.
 
Jakevol2  
2009-09-21 8:53:43 PM  

mitchcumstein1: God I love my town.


Wait, are you actually from Belton? Or are you talking about the Kansas City area in general?
 
cowgirl toffee  
2009-09-21 8:53:51 PM  
This is what happens when men can't control the violence that's found within female hormones.
 
Elmo Jones  
2009-09-21 8:53:58 PM  
im in yr underware blowin yr brains out.
 
davynelson  
2009-09-21 8:56:35 PM  
in these ego driven times
where personal freedoms and excitement trump the universal good

much hilarity doth ensue.


/rome remains rome
//call it lead poisoning if you must
 
vudukungfu [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
2009-09-21 8:56:55 PM  

YouPeopleAreCrazy:

To be truthful, your first three 'licenses' have little to do with skill, and everything to do with city/county/state revenue.


And why are we not taxing the producers of the largest revenue drain in our nation?
Maek a baby, pay up extra.
Don't make a baby, no extra charge.
THIS is logicall.
 
Atomic Spunk  
2009-09-21 8:57:25 PM  
Crossdressing? Not my thing, but I won't judge.

Murder? Pfft - whatever. Sometimes it's justified.

But smoking in a kitchen where food is prepared? That is absolutely filthy and disgusting! I hope they give him/her/it the death penalty for it.
 
cowgirl toffee  
2009-09-21 8:59:26 PM  

Atomic Spunk: Crossdressing? Not my thing, but I won't judge.

Murder? Pfft - whatever. Sometimes it's justified.

But smoking in a kitchen where food is prepared? That is absolutely filthy and disgusting! I hope they give him/her/it the death penalty for it.


I'd say give her the death penalty for that tacky dress.
 
TrixieDelite  
2009-09-21 9:01:19 PM  
Merry Christmas on a stick, what is that THING?
 
smeag0l  
2009-09-21 9:01:45 PM  
The ugly tree fell on it.
 
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