I Couldn't Help but Podcast

None of you asked for it, but it seemed like many were interested, so here is my Covid-19 tale!  It comes free of fever and cough, so it's different than most!

If you enjoyed this mini-sode, please email at bsdwithpc@gmail.com and let me know!  I hope to be doing this (with other people) in one form or another in a new podcast soon.  This is like the beta episode so any feedback is welcome...unless you hate it, then my name is Joe Rogan and this is the Joe Rogan podcast.

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Season 6B, Episode 8

This is it you guys!  We have finally reached the end of the SaTC episodes.  Therapist Randy joins again with his brother and brand new sister-in-law Kim!  Alex and Kim, congrats on your marriage and thanks for joining us on the finale of the entire podcast.  I love that true love has entered the chat for this last episode, big thanks to them for jumping in at the end.  Next up: The Movies!  

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Season 6B, Episode 7

Paige and Therapist Randy set it up for the finale!  Samantha finally finds a wig that wasn't fished out of the give-away pile at the local community theatre and sweats through it, Miranda has the Iconic line "Go Get Our Girl!", and Charlotte finally contributes by bringing Big into the Girl Fold. 

We are taking next week off for Christmas, but check out the week after for our FINALE!!!!  After about five years we are finally here.

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Season 6B, Episode 6

Paige and Therapist Randy greet Darcy on the podcast for the first time!  She will be on the reboot, but for now we talk rash decisions, being 40, and becoming so bored you could just die.

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Season 6B, Episode 5

Paige and Therapist Randy talk Bar Fights in Downtown Reno, swiping right on accident, and how the word Breeder is worst than Moist.

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Season 6B, Episode 4

Happy Thanksgiving week!  Marki is back with Paige and Therapist Randy to talk about The Girls, Cancer, and how freaking cute dogs are.

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Check out the very NSFW tumblr page Randy talked about at https://rococobutthole.com/

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Season 6B, Episode 3

Miranda goes on her Honeymoon with Steve, Samantha tells Smith she has cancer, and then she name-drops him to get a better doctor's appointment for her and a nun.  All that and more on this week's episode!

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Season 6B, Episode 2

ANTM hasn't aged well.  The girls needed to drop their shoulders.  But Miranda is getting married, Samantha has cancer, and Charlotte literally only does one thing.  It's the Ick Factor, and we get INTO it!  Thanks again to all for listening!

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Season 6B, Episode 1

Paige and Therapist Randy talk about the chemistry of scent, snail mail, and The Google Dot Com from the early 2000's. The girls are still pretty terrible so talk about them a little as well.

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Season 6A, Episode 12

Therapist Randy is here to stay!  He and Paige talk about life, love in the time of Covid, Shame vs Guilt, and how dying your pubes is a one way ticket to a fucked up PH balance!  This episode is jam packed full of stuff, come join us on the Mid-Season ender!

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Season 6A, Episode 11

Domino

Licensed clinical therapist Randy joins the podcast for an encore co-hosting session!  We talk acupuncture, emotional vulnerability,  and the neighborhood scenery.  Oh and we recap the episode for you.  If you want therapist recommendations or just want to date Randy, email us at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com.  Please like and share, and if you love it he might be back a third time!

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Season 6A, Episode 10

Boy, Interrupted 

Licensed clinical therapist Randy joins the podcast bringing us into the big leagues!  So excited to have him on this episode as we talk about what exactly could be wrong with David Dochovny's character to land him into Crazy Canyon Ranch, how Stanford just took over Charlotte's story line and we are here for it, and the plight of being gay in the early 2000's.  If you want therapist recommendations or just want to date Randy, email us at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com.  Please like and share, and if you love it he might be back!

The Post-It Always Rings Twice

Sex and the City: Season 6A, Episode 7

Charlotte doesn't want to express happiness over a second marriage, Miranda fits into her skinny jeans and pulls attention from all the males, Samantha likes Smith a little more than she lets on, Carrie deals with being broken up with via Post-It, and all the girls take themselves to Bed.

Roommate Ryan joins us again, and future roommate Ashley is also on the pod!  JD is taking an extended leave, so Paige and The Roommates take on all the subject matter that is fit to pull from the show.  Follow Ashley at @ashvb4NV on twitter and Ryan at @madryantist, and email us at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com for 

Hop, Skip and a Week

Sex and the City: Season 6A, Episode 6

Carrie isn't keen on serving jury duty, but is more concerned with the problems in her relationship with Berger. Miranda's work commitments are affecting her relationship with baby Brady, and the matchmakers at the synagogue set Charlotte up on a series of awful dates. She just wants her Harry back. Samantha, meanwhile, is having no such problems, as Smith (formerly Jerry) becomes more and more of a star.

Join JD and Paige and special guest start and #1 Fan Neil Fannin!  

Come along once again as JD and Paige avoid talking about the girls but eventually get around to it.  Yay Quarantine Content.

Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening!: off for this episode

Sex and the City

6x4 (Part 1/A): Pick A Little, Talk A Little

JD and Paige are here to save you from quarantine boredom!  Join us as we record from our own homes and drag Berger to unexpected heights.

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Later that day, I got to thinking about tense relationships. And by that, I mean a relationship and its connection to the past, present, and future tense. At a certain age, we've all had relationships that are far from past perfect. But how much does that past relationship affect our dream of a future perfect? And as I became more and more tense I couldn't help but wonder can you get to a future if your past is present? 

Sex and the City 6x03: The Perfect Present 

Paige and JD are here to take over your ears. Join us as we talk that time Paige fought the law and the law won, our love for Parasite, and Smith Jerrod's government name. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening!

Sex and the City 6x02: Great Sexpectations 

You know what it is. Your faves Jd and Paige are here to talk to you about keeping kosher, JD mistaking Summer Glau for Christina Ricci, and Charlotte's character growth, FINALLY.  

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So, when it comes to finance and dating, I couldn't help but wonder, why do we keep investing? 

Sex and the City 6x01: To Market, to Market 

Happy New Year, Babes! We are so excited for our return to the show for the final season! Join JD and Paige as they cover their goals for the new year, check in with our favorite gals, and discuss the social obligations to have an affair.  

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That night, I thought about what it takes to make a relationship work till death do us part. Most singles have more long-term success with friends. So maybe it is a better strategy to marry a friend. However, in the absence of sex, whether that's the arrangement, or just what happens after a few years, what distinguishes this companion from your many other companions? When it comes to saying "I do", is a relationship a relationship without the zsa zsa zsu? Or in Samantha's case, how much is a woman due for surviving the zsa zsa zsu? 

Sex and the City 5x08: I Love a Charade 

Whaddup, babes? Power couple Naomi Dixon and Tyler Allen join us on our season finale episode to talk about the two worst shows on Broadway being name-dropped,  JD's love for Nicole Scherzinger, and an unexpected unplugged concert.  

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More and more single women of a certain age are looking for a certain thing. And that certain thing does not necessarily involve a certain ring. We may have traded the little black book for a little black dress, and replaced the Ferrari with a Fendi. But in view of certain evidence, I had to wonder: Are we the new bachelors? 

Sex and the City 5x07: The Big Journey 

Yo, Yo, Yo! We are super excited to have our friend Tawny join us for this excellent episode. We talk about our bachelor tendencies, keeping a list of people we've had sex with, and who cleans your house while you're having sex three times a day. Find Tawny on Instagram and Twitter @tawnath0r Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening!

Sex and the City 5x05: Plus One is the Loneliest Number 

What's good, amigos? We are graced by guest star Amanda Rieger! Listen as we talk when to disclose your +1 to people, how shitty of a friend Carrie is, and Izaac Mizhari's special appearance in the episode! 

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Sex and the City 5x04: Cover Girl 

What's good, amigos? We are excited to sit down with the supreme Megan Gardner. We spend the entire show giggling about the Brother Bear sequel no one saw, who would play Phil Collins in Genesis's Rocketman-type film, and the perfect plate: the steak salad.  

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People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates: Hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly you just wind up broke or alone in a bar. If we know the house always wins, why gamble? 

Sex and the City 5x03: Luck Be An Old Lady 

Wassup, Amigos! In this episode, we welcome Wendy and Aiden on the podcast to talk about live-action Dora the Explorer, holding spaces for straight white men, and how much anxiety you can pack into one body. Warning: There is some screeching this episode, so check your volume levels! 

Find our guests on Instagram:  Aiden: @theaccidentalartist Wendy: @wendellumpolus And check out her blog, https://wendellumpolus.blogspot.com/ 

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Sex and the City 5x02: Unoriginal Sin 

Hello, Friendos! We are excited to sit down with Power Couple Jesse James Ziegler and Amanda McHenry to recast the Sex and the City gals, we talk about the harm in believing in love, and how we don't trust people based on their haircuts.  

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Later that night, I got to thinking about days gone by. That carefree time when our schedules were as wide open as our hearts. The time before the baggage and break-ups and babies began to weigh us all down. I couldn't help but wonder: does that sense of adventure still flicker inside of us? Or when it comes to being carefree single girls, have we missed the boat? 

Sex and the City 5x01: Anchors Away 

Welcome back to us! We are excited to premiere our super duper grool guest star season, starting with Katie McDowell. In this episode, we present Katie with her first ever nude, discuss how to schedule a date in New York, and bring up "Belle Prater's Boy", by Ruth White. Follow Katie at @brightlybiblio or @biggestlittlebookclub on Instagram! Check out the McDowell business at @dowellsigns. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening!

Later that night, I got to thinking about fate, that crazy concept that we're not really responsible for the course our lives take. That it's all predestined, written in the stars. Maybe that explains why, if you live in a city where you can't even see the stars, your love life tends to feel a little more random. And even if our every man, every kiss, every heartache, is preordered from some cosmic catalog, can we still take a wrong step and wander off our own personal Milky Way? I couldn’t help but wonder, can you make a mistake and miss your fate?  

Sex and the City 4x18: I Heart NY 

In this episode, Paige and JD discuss Vincent D'Onofrio's beautiful poem, the Quinn Fabray character assassination, and our idea for "Sex and the City: The New Generation". Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening!

Later that night, I got to thinking about fathers, or the lack of them. Some say a daughter's relationship with her father is the model for all her subsequent relationships with men. Is that just pop psychology, or is there some truth to it? And if you were given a less-than-perfect model, does it mean a life of less-than-perfect relationships? I couldn’t help but wonder, how much does a father figure figure?  

Sex and the City 4x17: A Vogue Idea 

In this episode, Paige and JD discuss Joe's celebrity status, the constrictions of marriage, and Tiffany and Co. baby products! 

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So here I was, a 35 year old single woman with no financial security but many life experiences behind me. Did that mean nothing? After All, heartbreak and breakups are the hardest kind of work. So shouldn't there be some sort of credit for enduring them? And if not, how do you retain a sense of value when you have nothing concrete to show for it? Because at the end of yet another failed relationship, when all you have are war wounds and self doubt, you have to wonder, what's it all worth?  

Sex and the City 4x16: Ring a Ding Ding 

In this episode, Paige and JD discuss our robot overlords, farting out of your nipples, and why every character on "Schitt's Creek" is the best character. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. 

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As progressive as our society claims to be, there are still certain life targets we’re all supposed to hit. Marriage, babies, and a home to call your own. But what if, instead of breaking out in a smile, you break out in a rash? Is something wrong with the system? Or is it you? And do we really want these things? Or are we just programmed?  

Sex and the City 4x15: Change of a Dress 

In this episode, Paige and JD discuss our favorite play, how well being an cynical optimist is working out for Paige, and the sadness that is Aiden.  

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Later, I started to think about restlessness and relationships. Once we found what we've been searching for, why are some of us reluctant to let go of our single selves? Is single life in New York such a constant flurry of fun and friends that settling down immediately fills us with the urge to shake things up again? And why does becoming part of a couple imply settling down? Maybe Oliver does have the key. We shouldn't expect to get everything from one man but instead, feel comfortable getting different things from different people. Although, at what point do separate interests become separate bedrooms? I couldn't help but wonder, to be in a couple do you have to put your single self on a shelf?  

Sex and the City 4x14: All That Glitters 

In this episode, Paige and JD discuss breaking out of cycles, JD's new travel series, and the statute of limitations on apologizing. 

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I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious poseurs. Now, I know. They're people who have recently moved in with someone. As I Looked around I wondered how many of them were mid-fight like myself. The hard thing about fighting in relationships, as opposed to Madison Square Garden, no referee. There's no one to tell you which comments are below the belt or when to go to your separate corners. As a result, someone usually gets hurt. And it seems, the closer a couple gets and the more ''stuff'' they have between them, the harder it is to figure out exactly why they are yelling. When it comes to relationships I couldn't help but wonder what are we fighting for?  

Sex and the City 4x13: The Good Fight 

In this episode, Paige and JD tell y'all about the magic of Reese's Peanut Butter Chocolate Spread, discuss our Secret Single Behavior, and how to get your needs met. 

Please send us your proposal stories, either as a voice recording or text at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com and talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel. 

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Hello, Everyone. Paige and Roommate Ryan set out to make a mini episode about the Oscars, and make a full size one instead! Come listen to all the hot takes and their picks for the 2019 Oscars 

If you'd be interested in sending in your bad dates, please email icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com or tweet us @WeSwearOnChanel. Always wear a condom! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb 

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Is it true what Charlotte said? Does anybody really know when it's right? And how do you know? Are there signs? Fireworks? Is it right when it feels comfortable or is comfortable a sign that there aren't any fireworks? Is hesitation a sign that it's not right or is it just a sign that you're not ready?  

Sex and the City 4x12: Just Say Yes 

In this episode, Paige and JD discuss the new Spice Girls tour, the answer to the food crisis, and go in on the terrible wedding industry. 

Please send us your proposal stories, either as a voice recording or text at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com and talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel. 

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So many roads, so many detours. So many choices, so many mistakes. As we drive along this road called life, occasionally a gal will find herself a little lost. When that happens, I guess she has to let go of the coulda, shoulda, woulda buckle up, and just keep going. As we speed along this endless road to the destination called ''Who We Hope To Be'', I can't help but whine, are we there yet?  

Sex and the City 4x11: Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda 

In this episode, JD burps right away so trigger waning. Paige and JD then go on to discuss the pain of having an IUD in your body, how terrible our voices are, and alternatives to having babies 'the natural way'.  

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