If the thought of sending your favourite football club a mere £3 a month absolutely mortifies you (as well it should, we're on our hands and knees here, the virtual reality tactics visualisation shed is in desperate need of an upgrade) then why not consider sending us £5 a month. Five desperately needed pounds will go some small way to stopping the sharks circling. In return not only will you get access to our exclusive match reports and a Christmas card from Roger Parsnip but you will also receive a small mystery rubbish annual gift at some point, the form of which is TBC. For legal reasons we have been advised to describe it as a rubbish gift, so don't get your hopes up it'll be something rubbish like an enamel pin badge or fridge magnets or, if we're really desperate, a menu from The Winning Post cafe across the road from the ground.
