To read David Pogue’s review of the new iPhone 3G S, click here.
Shortly after the new iPhone 3G S was announced, I began receiving e-mail from readers, filled with outrage and shock. Here’s a tiny, edited excerpt from one of them:
“Apple should be ASHAMED. With the launch of the 3G S, this loyal Apple and AT&T customer will have to pay $700 for the 32GB iPhone, while a new customer will pay $400 less for the same phone.
“In no other area of commerce would this price gouging of over 100% be considered ethical, sensible, reasonable or even, I wonder, legal.
“Apple persists in a shady, shoddy strategy that I find revolting. To quote Billy Madison, ‘May God have mercy on your soul.’ Apple, you used to have one.”
Well. Where to begin?
OK, first, a little lesson in American cellonomics.
Guess what? The “$200” iPhone 3G S does not really cost $200. I mean, look at it! It’s practically a micro-laptop. No way could anyone sell it for $200 and make money.
Welcome to the world of subsidized cellphones. The $200 is just a down payment. You’ll pay off the rest through the remaining months of your contract with Verizon, AT&T, Sprint or whatever. (Didn’t you ever wonder how those guys could advertise “free” starter cellphones? Clearly, there’s no such thing as a free phone; the carrier is basically advancing you the money to buy that phone. By signing a two-year contract, you’re agreeing to reimburse the carrier over time.)
Therefore, it’s not greed or price-gouging for AT&T to charge existing iPhone customers more than it charges new customers for the new iPhone. It’s completely fair.
See, if you’ve had your old iPhone model for only a few months, you haven’t finished paying it off. AT&T needs to recoup what it paid Apple for your old iPhone in the first place.
By the way, if you don’t care for all of this subsidized-iPhone business, you don’t have to take it. AT&T is happy to sell you a new iPhone outright, with no two-year contract—for $600. (That should also give you some idea of what the iPhone really costs.)
Now, you might well argue: “Well, hey, how long does it take me to pay off my subsidized phone? Surely not the entire two years!”
You’re right. It’s somewhere between 12 and 24 months. Why does it vary? Because different people are on different plans. Some people pay $70 a month, some pay $150, whatever. The more you pay each month, the faster AT&T recoups the phone’s real cost.
Once AT&T has recouped the full price of the older iPhone, you are “upgrade eligible.” You can now buy a new phone at the new-customer price. At that point, the cycle begins anew. (And by the way, yes, you’ll face the same issue in June 2010 or whenever the next iPhone model appears.)
AT&T thought it was doing existing iPhone owners a favor when it announced the “early upgrade” program. That is, no matter how long you’ve had your older iPhone, you can upgrade to the new one for $200 above the new-customer price ($400 instead of $200, for example). That $200 takes care of whatever you still “owe” on your old iPhone.
Obviously, iPhone fans didn’t see it that way. They saw it as gouging.
One key reason for the unhappiness: We didn’t encounter this mess *last* year.
That’s because the original iPhone was *not* subsidized! Remember that? You paid $600 for it in June 2007—the full retail price. AT&T had nothing to recoup. So a year later, AT&T offered everybody the $200 “new customer” price on the then-new iPhone 3G.
Beginning with that model, however, Apple and AT&T changed tactics. They started using the cellphone-industry subsidizing system—and invited all of this confusion.
In any case, today, AT&T capitulated to all the misplaced outrage, and offered a concession to certain current iPhone owners. [UPDATE: If your AT&T rep is unaware of the new offer, direct them to the announcement here: //budurl.com/attopenletter.]
Now, the following is really complicated; it hurts my brain, too. But if you have an iPhone already, and you want the new iPhone 3G S, here’s the bottom line:
First, find out if you’ve finished reimbursing AT&T for your iPhone—that is, if you’re “upgrade eligible.”
To find out, go to www.att.com/iphone. Click “Check my upgrade eligibility” and plug in your phone number and password. You’ll be shown if you’re “upgrade eligible” already–or, if not, when that great moment will arrive.
IF YOU’RE ALREADY ELIGIBLE:
You can get the new-customer price on the new iPhones ($200 or $300). This is probably the case if you own an original iPhone; after all, you’ve probably been paying monthly
for over a year.
IF YOU’LL BE ELIGIBLE IN JULY, AUGUST OR SEPTEMBER 2009:
Thanks to the special offer announced yesterday, you, too, can get the new-customer price on the new iPhones ($200 or $300). Basically, AT&T is
forgiving the last 2.5 months of your contract. (It’s probably made its money back on your iPhone 3G anyway, so why not?)
(If you prepaid for a new iPhone before AT&T made this offer, you’ll get a credit for the difference.)
IF YOU WON’T BE UPGRADE-ELIGIBLE UNTIL AFTER SEPTEMBER:
You’ve got a choice to make. You can:
* Keep using your old iPhone until you *are* eligible, then pay the new-customer price for the new iPhone ($200 or $300) at that time.
* Get your new iPhone right now by paying the “early upgrade” price for the new iPhone ($200 above the new-customer price).
It actually all makes sense, in a twisted, legalistic, financial sort of way. May God have mercy on our souls.
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