The North Korean Soccer Coach's Invisible Phone

"Kim Jong-Su, the general secretary of the North Korean FA, has said the Dear Leader gave 'in-depth guidance' on how to develop the game in the country and the coach himself has claimed he received regular tactical advice during matches, apparently using mobile phones that are not visible to the naked eye.

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What the hell? Why not conjure up some invisible food for your starving people? :lol:

As far as North Korea is concerned they won that game against Brazil.

As far as North Korea is concerned they won that game against Brazil.

bruinfan617

Anything that says otherwise is imperialist propaganda.

NK's stealth technology at work.

As far as North Korea is concerned they won that game against Brazil.

bruinfan617

Not to mention they are the top ranked team in the world easily beating the Brazilian squad that is the lowest ranked team in the tourney.

What the hell? Why not conjure up some invisible food for your starving people? :lol:SgtKevali

Hmmm... after years of training in Starcraft, the effort had finally paid off.

[QUOTE="SgtKevali"]What the hell? Why not conjure up some invisible food for your starving people? :lol:THE_DRUGGIE

Do they even have any ointment for that burn in NK? Uh-oh, I guess they're gonna have to ask for that western imperialist European Union help again like when they had that famine.

Not visible =/= invisible

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"][QUOTE="SgtKevali"]What the hell? Why not conjure up some invisible food for your starving people? :lol:taj7575

Do they even have any ointment for that burn in NK? Uh-oh, I guess they're gonna have to ask for that western imperialist European Union help again like when they had that famine.

[QUOTE="taj7575"]

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"] Kim Jong's gonna need some ointment for that burn. :lol:Ace6301

Do they even have any ointment for that burn in NK? Uh-oh, I guess they're gonna have to ask for that western imperialist European Union help again like when they had that famine.

I'm sure if they pray to their "Great Leader" they'll get all the ointment they want!

[QUOTE="Ace6301"][QUOTE="taj7575"]Do they even have any ointment for that burn in NK? Uh-oh, I guess they're gonna have to ask for that western imperialist European Union help again like when they had that famine.taj7575

North Korea

Once again proving themselves to be the worlds biggest troll.

LOL thanks OP, that just made my day!

[QUOTE="taj7575"][QUOTE="Ace6301"] They have ointment, it's just invisible you imperialist dog!THE_DRUGGIE

I want to link this awesome video for you to watch.

[QUOTE="bruinfan617"]

As far as North Korea is concerned they won that game against Brazil.

SgtKevali

Anything that says otherwise is imperialist propaganda.

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"][QUOTE="taj7575"]I'm sure if they pray to their "Great Leader" they'll get all the ointment they want!taj7575

[QUOTE="taj7575"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"] Burns do not exist, they are actually manifestations of the Great Leader and are of no concern.THE_DRUGGIE

I loved that. Funny how they were trying so hard to hide it. Watch the part where she talks to the defectors too. Those North Korean girls are beautiful, by the way.

[QUOTE="taj7575"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"] Burns do not exist, they are actually manifestations of the Great Leader and are of no concern.THE_DRUGGIE

And that guy just stands there trying to figure out what to say. :lol:

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"][QUOTE="taj7575"]I'm sure if they pray to their "Great Leader" they'll get all the ointment they want!taj7575

I want to link this awesome video for you to watch.

"Yes, he passed away in 1994, 16 years ago. .... Yes, he is immortal, we don't think he passed away."

wait what

got to love the fans organised waving and claping hahabobberts7

Are you referring to the NK fans at the game yesterday? I think the ESPN announcer mentioned that those NK fans were supposedly paid Chinese actors.

Anyways, as for the secret telephone, I think the NK football coach stole Maxwell Smart's shoe phone:

[QUOTE="bobberts7"]got to love the fans organised waving and claping hahasogni_belli

Are you referring to the NK fans at the game yesterday? I think the ESPN announcer mentioned that those NK fans were supposedly paid Chinese actors.

Anyways, as for the secret telephone, I think the NK football coach stole Maxwell Smart's shoe phone: