Forget the NFL, Thom Browne Football Is the Most Fashionable Game this Thanksgiving

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This game was every bit the family celebration Browne intended. Mario Carbone of team Navy provided food from his restaurants; design director Robert Childs served at quarterback for Team Navy; model Rocky Hardwood acted as the de facto cheer captain; Ruby Aldridge, Jeremy O. Harris, Richie Shazam, and Chloe Wise applauded on the sidelines. Like any good family gathering, there was a bit of rivalry too—especially when Team Grey, led by my Condé Nast colleague Samuel Hine, won with a score of 21 to 14. “While team grey was ultimately victorious, due to my two touchdowns and a beautiful flea flicker executed by Chris Black, I thought we were toast when Lil Uzi came off the bench for team navy,” said Hine. “He had the best fit on, for one, and is one of the fastest men in music. He got some clutch first downs at QB. But ultimately it wasn’t enough to overcome our lead. Did I mention I threw two touchdowns?”

Does it really matter, though, who won and who lost when both teams—and all the cheerleaders—looked this good? It depends on who you ask, but what’s for sure is that this will be the best dressed football game on the internet today. (Sorry, Cowboys.)