Miscellaneous: After sleepover

After sleepover

By carriageway - 31/01/2020 01:00 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was at a sleepover for a friend's birthday. It was great, but after sleeping on their pull out couch, I woke up with six pimples on my face and a rash on my back. FML

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By poisonivyandbigfoot - 10/09/2017 20:30 - United States - Denver

Today, I woke up with a rash all across my body. Last night, my boyfriend and I got it on in some bushes, and it seems one of those was poison ivy. FML

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You deserved it 4 352

By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML

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You deserved it 19 954

By angela - 12/06/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I thought my face was breaking out with pimples, and I thought it was weird because I never break out. And I noticed all these "bug bites" all over my body. When I got home, I realized those weren't bug bites. I have chicken pox, and my high school graduation is tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 3 716

Get me out of here

By Anonymous - 25/06/2021 23:02 - United States - Schertz

Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML

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You deserved it 233

By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 11:49 - United States

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML

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You deserved it 64 805

By imblue42 - 24/06/2015 05:16 - United States

Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML

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You deserved it 3 696

By lalanon - 03/04/2009 05:16 - Australia

Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML

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You deserved it 33 450

Oops

By nickname - 14/09/2009 09:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a birthday party and got my face rubbed in cake. When I came out of the restroom having washed my face, I noticed one of the girls going in. Just to be nice, I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?" She said no, that was just her make-up. FML

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You deserved it 35 275

By greeple - 10/09/2012 16:19 - Singapore

Today, I decided to clean my face of unwanted visitors, and spent my shower popping the pimples on my cheeks. Twenty minutes later, I remembered that I was showering ahead of a date with my girlfriend. My cheeks now look like the crater-filled surface of Mars. FML

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You deserved it 12 779

By Mitcha857 - 30/07/2011 16:01 - United States

Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML

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You deserved it 3 863

purduepitney 10

Friday 31 January 2020 1:22

Bedbugs.

BorderCount 5

Friday 31 January 2020 3:55

Sounds like puberty hit you hard.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Friday 31 January 2020 1:06

At least you didn't end up like Elaine after she slept on the Seinfelds pull-out couch!

purduepitney 10

Friday 31 January 2020 1:22

Bedbugs.

jriley4u 17

Saturday 1 February 2020 8:26

That was my first thought too.

BoulderDashTank19141 6

Friday 31 January 2020 1:34

Lice and or chiggers

BorderCount 5

Friday 31 January 2020 3:55

Sounds like puberty hit you hard.

WistayShlaio82 13

Friday 31 January 2020 19:30

Oh no, they need to clean that couch.

Chloe555_fml 27

Friday 31 January 2020 20:09

Yikes! Bed bugs!

Yolanda Patrice Evans 17

Friday 31 January 2020 23:04

Everyone saying bed bugs... it can’t be. They didn’t mention any intense pain or itching and anyone who’s fate was unfortunate enough to let them become a victim of them knows the misery that comes with their company.😢😫 I’m sure that couch was just filthy. I’d do a deep cleanse mask with a touch tea tree oil and follow up with a nice toner/moisturizer, then you should be good

jessgio1979 5

Saturday 1 February 2020 6:25

bed bugs have something to block the itch for a while. so it may not seem like bedbug bites but it can be

jriley4u 17

Saturday 1 February 2020 8:28

Some people are more sensitive to the bites than others.

alycion 38

Saturday 1 February 2020 11:46

It could be a ton of things, but I would still take bed bug precautions with anything I had there so I don’t spread them to my place. And then if probably go to a doctor to be sure.