Madge Is Living The Life!
“Why do I hear what sounds like the screams of a dozen boy toys?” said everyone in the room when Madge spread-eagled.
A few days before Madge maybe-sunk her fangs into Idris Elba’s flesh at some club, she was at an art exhibition, where she did a reboot of her highly artistic “drunk clown” act by rolling her horny ass around on the floor while dressed up like a fancy biker. The Daily Mail posted screen shots from an Instagram video that was taken at Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott’s photo exhibition at Phillips Auction House in London. The Daily Mail says that guests were SHOCKED by Madge acting a mess and crotch-fucking the air. Okay, you show me a guest who was “shocked” by Madge acting like Madge, and I’ll show you someone whose permanent address has been “1544 Under A Rock Lane” for the past few decades and doesn’t know that she’s a giant attention whore.
But really, Madge is usually out of touch, but this is the first time in a long time that I’ve completely related to her.
When you find yourself at a boring art show, the best way to pass the time is get a glass of ro-zay, get on the floor and kick, stretch and kick. Keep fucking that chicken, Madge!
Pic: The Daily Mail