When you're surrounded by thousands of sweaty humans while partying it up in the middle of the desert, you want to be able to wear as little clothing as possible — which might just explain the hot new "fashion" trend sweeping the music festival circuit this year.
According to Allure, glitter boobs — a.k.a. "disco tits" — were Coachella 2017's most popular new alternative to wearing a top, and the results are equal parts super sparkly and very NSFW.
If you're interested in trying glitter boobs for yourself, there's no "right" way to do it: All that's really required is that you smother your chest in glitter and rhinestones until you feel like a magical mermaid. You can really make it as simple or intricate as you want it to be — either way, you're guaranteed to stand out in a crowd.
This look is certainly not for the timid — and I'm pretty sure is definitive proof I'm too lame for Coachella — but if you can rock it, get on with your bad self.
