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Why Jennifer Lawrence Can Shut Her Piehole.

In a recent Vanity Fair article about Jennifer Lawrence's reaction to The Fappening: "She had been tempted to write a statement when news of the privacy violation broke, she says, but “every single thing that I tried to write made me cry or get angry. I started to write an apology, but I don't have anything to say I'm sorry for. I was in a loving, healthy, great relationship for four years. It was long distance, and either your boyfriend is going to look at porn or he's going to look at you." I'm glad she made no attempt to apologize because she has nothing to apologize for. She took some nude photos of herself and sent them to her boyfriend. Zippidy-doo-dah. There's absolutely no shame in that for you or any of the million other 20-somethings who did the exact same thing. But where I think she stepped out of bounds is here, "It is not a scandal. It is a sex crime,” she tells Kashner. “It is a sexual violation. It's disgusting. The law needs to be changed, and we need to change." For starters, no it's not a sex crime. In fact, why don't you hop on a private fucking jet, fly to the nearest major city, visit a battered womens' shelter, and tell them all about the violation you had to endure. Then make sure you finish your story up by explaining how the fucking FBI will be investigating your horrible "sex crime," while these women have to leave their entire lives behind, wear hand-me-down clothes and eat donated food while they hide from their abusive husbands. Wow, people saw a few pictures of your pussy. Oh, the horror. Embarrassing? Sure. Gonna make Thanksgiving dinner a little awkward? You betcha. A gross violation of your privacy? Abso-fucking-lutely. Criminal as a whole? Yes, indeed. But a sex crime? Not by the farthest stretch of your imagination. But now suddenly because it happened to *you*, the law needs to change to suit your needs? Please. Get over yourself, you uppity cunt.

There is no way a cat could ever learn to be an honest creature. It's in their nature to steal and to deceive and that is actually one of the things that makes people like them so much. Basically someone who loves a cat is someone who likes to be dominated. And it's only natural for the universe to give 9 lives to those that are the biggest jerks, amirite?

Some Key West Fantasy fest photos are considerably easier to place than others. For example, there is no doubt this photo was taken right outside DJ's Clam Shack on Duval street. And hell, this one taken near Angelina's Pizza has the address and phone number right in background. But this next one isn't so easy. Can you tell me where this pool party was taking place?

Attention radio controller plane enthusiasts, as I will need your help identifying what r/c airplane is boxed up here. Top left corner... is that Thunder-something?

The 2014 MLB Postseason is upon us. However, before everyone gets carried away in all the October drama, what with all the clutch hits and the walk-off wins, let's take a moment look back at the previous 2,430 games with the best GIFs of the 2014 MLB season.

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And if racing games are your thang, Evolution Studios' Driveclub just hit the PS4. Although is a nice wheel controller for the PS3 is this fucking expensive, I don't want know how much the new model would cost for the PS4, since there's virtually no backwards compatibility with controllers.

A pool noodle is a cylindrical piece of polyethylene foam, used by people of all ages when learning to swim, for floating, for rescue reaching, in various forms of water play, and for aquatic exercise. Pool noodles are actually nearly identical to industrial and residential foam insulation for pipes, the only difference being the industrial use version of the technology is a denser foam and has a structural reinforcement outer layer.

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