Night Crumbs
Taylor Swift and her current boyfriend Joe Alwyn were spotted leaving her apartment in New York last week. Or maybe that’s just what she wants us to think. Those could be decoys to distract photographers while the real Taylor and Joe slipped out the back in a romantic suitcase built for two – Lainey Gossip
Michael B. Jordan was surprised to learn that people think he’s sexy. I’m surprised to learn he’s never looked in a mirror – Celebitchy
Teresa Giudice’s next book will be a memoir called Standing Strong, which also sort of describes her hairline? – Reality Tea
Here’s two of Kris Jenner’s daughters making their mom proud – Drunken Stepfather
Jessica Lowndes is in many bikinis and one curtain-looking beach cover-up – Hollywood Tuna
Louis Tomlinson says there was no Larry Stylinson – Towelroad
Netflix has ordered an animated show from Matt Groening about elves and trolls – Pajiba
Rihanna showed up to the UK premiere of Valerian dressed in a gown fit for the owner of a sexy parachute store – IDLYITW
Maybe it’s the glasses, but Emily Ratajkowski looks like she’s auditioning to be the girlfriend of Canadian rapper Snow – Popoholic
Rob Lowe and his uncanny valley sons are working the publicity circuit – OMG Blog
Jennifer Aniston nipples can’t distract from the fact that Justin Theroux always sort of looks like a dude who just spent a gift card at Urban Outfitters – The Nip Slip
Chrissy Teigen is now an official member of the I Got Blocked By Trump club – Just Jared
But the hottest boy on the subway is the one who offers you a wet wipe after you grab a pole covered in a substance of questionable origin – Boy Culture
Chrissy Metz teased some details about the second season of This Is Us – SOW
The nominations for the 2017 MTV VMAs are out, and I’m sure woke poptress Katy Perry ripped out whatever hair she has left over not getting nominated for Best Fight Against The System – Popsugar
Barbara Sinatra has died – Jezebel
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