Weather

Fuck weather. Too many writers go straight to describing the weather. I think it comes from that old saw, “It was a dark and stormy night,” except everyone seems to forget that it comes from a laughably bad book. Describe the weather only if it matters. If a storm has physical effects on the plot, describe it. A miserably cold day might cause a car accident (ice) or lost visibility (blizzard). If the weather matters, tell us. Pro-tip: it usually doesn't matter.

CHUCK WENDIG