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*And beware the fucking knockoffs - this is the only place I sell the originals (and I’ve seen the knockoffs in person, they look like shit!).

Do you and your tennis friends sometimes need a spicy or aggressive reminder to keep you focused and moving? These are the perfect little reminder to keep you on your game!

Currently we have 3 ways to order:
1. Order 1 piece for $8 - Pick your color when you order!
2. Order a pack of all 6 (one of each) for $40 - Great for "your friend" who carries around 4 rackets bc he/she thinks switching will make a difference (#sureJan). Pick "Mixed Pack" when you order.
3. Team Bundle! - Get 20 pieces (pick your colors) - $120 total. Message me directly with what colors you want!

Colors currently in stock:
1. The Green "Don't Fuck it Up" option - a good mantra for any occasion, but particularly helpful before you step on the court or in the middle of a heated match.

2. The Orange "Move your Fucking Feet" option - a great reminder for players of all levels to not have lazy feet!

3. The Yellow "Get to the Fucking Net!" option - Highly requested and very often yelled by my coach (and my partner)

4. The Blue "Patience...let THEM fuck it up" option - are you a regular 'slam the overhead right into the net' player? Join the club, my friend! A great reminder to take a breath and let them make the mistakes!

5. The Barbie Pink "Lines are FUCKING in" - We've all played with these clowns. "You called that out?!?! Of what...reach?!"

6. The Grey "Eye on the Fucking Ball" - long requested, advice for all levels. Quit looking across the net at that smoke show and stay focused!

7. DFIU stickers!! 1 comes with every order, order more if you want extras. A great way to live the DFIU life via your water bottle, car (you’re my hero), or cooler - without feeling like you’re screaming FUCK all the time.