A while back, Mistress Harper wrote a blog post on Sissyville about sissy tradwives, and it was such a good and stimulating blog because really… the only way I’d bring a sissy home, is if the bitch was my personal maid, or if they were working for me at the real life sissy dick and dash. Then earlier today in a private Mistress discussion (No.. you can’t join us. We have to have something for ourselves), we started talking about men doing household chores, and how many men limit themselves as attractive let alone appealing, because they’re lacking in this department. So we’re going to have a little chat about house husbands, and what REALLY turns Dominant women on. Really though, this is about what turns me on.
Ebony Femdom Talks House Husbands
Now I know we put a lot of emphasis on dick size and masculinity – Okay I can’t speak for everyone, but I’m attracted to masculine men – there is another aspect of being a “real man” that women find attractive. One that will get you laid, to all the men reading this. A lot of men cock block themselves, because when men think of “what’s sexy” what they’re thinking about stems from them being visual creatures. Now it’s not that women are not visual, we are.. However women need to be mentally stimulated in addition to having something pretty to look at, ie: some gorgeous man shirtless doing Prince’s entire choreography set from “Little Red Corvette.”
House Husbands – How To Really Turn Women On
Think about this, when men ask relationship coaches, and ask for advice on “how do I turn a woman on?” Let me give you the answer: Aside from being a “traditional man” and providing for your partner financially, helping around the house is exactly what is going to turn your woman on. For the sake of this particular topic, just consider man/woman relationships here, they can apply to any other relationships, but for this blog I’m specifically talking about men. Many men continue to cock block themselves, because they want all the sexy, while their partners are exhausted from cooking, cleaning, laundry, familial obligations, and working, if they work outside the home. After doing all of that and taking care of your ungrateful ass, do you really think she wants to fuck you? Let me make a suggestion based on my own personal preferences: Do all the housecleaning and cooking for a week. Do not allow your wife to lift a single finger. For extra credit: Do all the housecleaning wearing nothing but a skimpy cooking apron and a smile. Serve her, her favorite drink, ask her what she wants for dinner. Draw her a bubble bath. Do all the things big boi, while allowing her to relax. I promise you the reception you get, will be a lot warmer… sizzling hot even, if you let her be a Princess while you slave away tidying up and pampering her.
You Might Even Get Your Little Dick Sucked
Not by me, though. As an Ebony Femdom Switch, my preferences are a man who’s well endowed, takes care of himself, is attractive, can cook, washes his ass REGULARLY, and knows how to scrub toilets and mop floors, and properly do laundry. Most importantly, knows how to take care of a woman in and out of the bedroom. Does that sound like a lot of work, to you? Congratulations pet, you along with the majority of men in society have been coddled and allowed to think that women are supposed to take care of you while you do nothing in return. If you consider yourself a traditional man looking for a traditional woman, and you’ve spent your entire life having everything done for you, boy are you going to be in for a surprise. However… if you’re a submissive male seeking a female led relationship with perks.. meaning you actually would like to have sex – possibly even get world class head – I would suggest you take an adult home EC class….. and if you’re my sexy stud of a man take some dancing lessons while you’re at it. Please refrain from whining about how you don’t know how to do any or all of those things, because if you have hands your bitch ass can surely learn.
The Real Deal With Traditional Women
Do traditional women exist? Yes they do. But here’s where a lot of men are fucking up: Many of you expect women to split 50/50 with you while still playing 50s housewife. Then of course there’s this new passport bros trend (It’s not new. Wealthy men have been going abroad to find partners for decades, maybe longer. Keyword: WEALTHY). The passport bros are just spoiled manch**dren who think women are supposed to treat them like their muvas did. The gag is they are going to find out when they go overseas, that these foreign women expect them to provide for them and take care of them. Maybe another time I will go on some long rant about how today’s modern men are anything but. For now we’re going to discuss what turns Dominant women on. And I’m going to tell you how you get laid, if you’re a submissive man and still have an interest in sex, or if you are also a switch, or you just want to learn how to turn your woman on. More importantly I’m going to tell you what turns ME on.
House Husbands Getting The Ebony Femdom In The Mood
I like to fuck, and I like dick, and I like big dick. So you’re already disqualified if you’ve got nothing going on from the waist down (meaning you have little to no libido/are impotent or lack interest in sex) and your dick is smaller than 8 inches. Obviously I like men with money, why? Because I like to travel and I like to be spoiled. But there is something else I find attractive in men aside from good manners and immaculate hygeine: I like men who can cook and clean, and look good wearing a pair of my lace panties… or that sexy little chef’s apron I mentioned earlier. I used to frequent a lot of male strip clubs, and I have fucked quite a few male exotic dancers, and dated a few that I did more than take home for a fling. So I like seeing men dance, gyrate, and I like men who can dead lift more than 150lbs… (wink). I’m not saying you have to be a male exotic dancer – because truth be told they are the biggest sluts – I’m saying you have to be able to entertain me, spoil me, pamper me, and give me SOMETHING to look at.
A Page Out Of Exit To Eden – Being Handy House Husbands
It’s an old movie from… damn… I can’t believe I said it’s old – 1994. There’s a scene where one of the male subby studs asks Rosie O’Donnell’s character “how can I fulfill your fantasy?” And she answers, “go paint my house.” I like men who are handy around the house, too. Meaning, can fix sh*t, and know what to do with a bucket of paint. Bonus points if you can build a house from scratch – and look good doing it. Call me old fashioned, but the most enjoyable relationships I have had with men, were with men who offered something more than just dick, and who weren’t looking for a fetish dispenser or a pop up Domme. I’ve been in long distance relationships with men who would wait on me hand and foot while I was their guest, and then ended up getting ridden like a wild stallion. Yeah.. THAT’S how you get laid, bois.
Steam Carpet Cleaners Are My Kink
No one ever told me that as an adult, I would get excited about home appliances that enhanced my convenience. Now I’m not a neat freak, but I do love the smell of a freshly cleaned carpet. Sort of like that new shower curtain smell, or the clean laundry fresh out of the dryer that smells like heaven. So let’s say you’re my big dicked personal sex toy and you’re hoping for a night of pleasurable back breaking sex that includes YOU getting bent over my kitchen sink. Pour me a glass of pink moscato, slip into something sexy, and wiggle that ass for me while I watch you shampoo my rugs and make those satisfying carpet lines. Mmm.. sounds like foreplay to me.
Want To Be One Of The Ebony Femdom’s House Husbands?
Since you cannot actually clean my house – nor will you ever – you can be my long distance cabana boi and stroke toy, stroke it for me, and give me a good show. You’ll obviously have to call me to do that. I was serious about the carpet cleaner. Bonus points if you have a lovense toy for me to control while you’re…. cleaning. Dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Duchess Willow. Also, I’m in the market for a few much needed household items. So if you’re feeling generous, hit my wishlist, or email me at willow@enchantrixempire.com and ask me what I need… and then go get it. That’s it. That’s all. Stay safe, and stay blessed.
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There is literally nothing sexier in the world than a man who can look at any househould chore and say “I got this, you can relax”, who then proceeds to actually handle things competently and completely, without needing advice, lessons, guidance, or nagging so he remembers to finish the job.
phew
clean the carpets without needing to be asked?
I have some carpet between my thighs that needs some attention, too.
Whew you have said a word. House husbanding is a form a pampering I wish more men knew about. Instead of trying to get us to engage in what they think, we think, is sexy.
What an insightful blog! I wonder how many will learn their lessons!
As brilliant as this is, I love harpers comment as well
Your sentence “helping around the house……….”
Helping around the house supposes it’s the Woman’s job to tend to the house, the home is both of yours. How about using that big guy brain, figuring out on your own what needs to be done and just freakin do it.
Just like Harper said: You are not helping “ME” you are being a responsible person taking care of our home!
Now that gets me hot!
If you share a home with someone you I would hope take joy in keeping that home comfortable and tidy and making it a place both of you can relax. And doing that without assuming someone else “should” do all the housework while you laze about, is indeed a plus. ?
Amen! ???
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