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Spaghetti Scameti iCon Launch Edition
Spaghetti Scameti iCon Launch Edition
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"Handcrafted" in the same Chinese factory as most other fashion watches, our exclusive Spaghetti Scameti iCon collection combines cringeworthy marketing and top-tier bottom-of-the-barrel performance. Make a statement by blowing your savings while we inflate your ego with inspirational, but ultimately meaningless, quotes and jargon.
Specifications:
- TinSkin 3.0 Case - REVOLUTIONARY anti-scratch-resistant alloy.
- 38mm Case Diameter – REVOLUTIONARY off-the-shelf case sizing.
- 9.5mm Thickness – REVOLUTIONARY off-the-shelf case sizing.
- Fragilite Crystal – REVOLUTIONARY outsourced "in-house" dial protection.
- Luxury JAPANESE Citizen Miyota Quartz Movement – REVOLUTIONARY Rolex-killing performance.
- 0ATM/0m Water Resistance Rating – REVOLUTIONARY Planned Obsolescence.
Exclusive Features:
- 30-Second Warranty – Guaranteed to run out before you finish unboxing.
- Eternity Shipping Program – Visionary next-decade delivery. If outside of the UK, your package will be classified as Delivered Duties Unpaid (DDU). You may owe customs duties and VAT in your country. If so, you may be contacted by your customs agency.
- Certificate of Authenticity – The ultimate narcissism-enhancement device.
- Middleman Elimination Confirmed - Undeniable evidence the middleman has been obliterated.
Materials
Materials
Whatever materials the Chinese who made this decided to use, lmao!
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Eternity Shipping Program
Returns? Hahahaha, good luck.
Dimensions
Dimensions
Mine's bigger than yours!
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Submerge this watch, it will die immediately. Then you can buy another.
Before owning Spaghetti Scameti iCon was empty and without purpose. Now I feel that I have everything!
Only disappoitment was the eternety shipping: my iCon was delivered really fast and way sooner than Mr Dente promised.
Shipping sucked, watch is mediocre... 10/10.
It even got lost in the mail like the description said, great watch, it's so nice I don't even want to wear it
This watch is so good it will save the human race and bring balance to the world.
I love ben and this Watch its fantastic. It seems luxury for just few dollars. The only problem are taxes for people outside il
Before owning Spaghetti Scameti iCon was empty and without purpose. Now I feel that I have everything!
Only disappoitment was the eternety shipping: my iCon was delivered really fast and way sooner than Mr Dente promised.
Shipping sucked, watch is mediocre... 10/10.
It even got lost in the mail like the description said, great watch, it's so nice I don't even want to wear it
This watch is so good it will save the human race and bring balance to the world.
I love ben and this Watch its fantastic. It seems luxury for just few dollars. The only problem are taxes for people outside il