A Zombie Survival Guide
We have all heard of the highway construction signs flashing “Zombies Ahead”. And soon we will realize it was not a hacker behind the warning, but the zombies truly have come. The question is: will you be ready? And so to help you prepare, here is a small survival kit assembled for you to evade and destroy the undead and survive without household amenities. It is a good list for other, more run of the mill-type emergencies… though not as fun as using it against the hordes of infected zombies!
And let’s not forget the infected zombie-like creatures. This kit is non-discriminate whether the mindless, flesh eating crazy behind you is truly back from the dead, or just under the influence of a nasty brain numbing virus.
1. Bleach.
Not only will a few drops purify water sources for drinking, but bleach can also offer a quick fix during a surprise attack. Simply throw some at the eyes of perpetrating zombie to add valuable seconds in your escape! How it burns!
2. Mini Ax.
Cuts down trees for both fire and fort construction in order to protect you against the elements. Plus, it is great for slicing and dicing zombies. You can’t go wrong with this handy tool!
3. Emergency Crank 2-way Radio.
Learn about your predicament. Call in your location. Let the military know you are not infected to avoid that tragic ’survive a zombie invasion only to get a bullet between the eyes’ ending.
4. Gun.
Hunting animals for food, keeping aggressive survivors away, the typical ’double tap’ zombie-like kill. Downside: running low on ammo. Upside: your mini ax will never run out.
5. Duct tape.
Handy in every-which-way possible when dire situations threaten your survival– just ask MacGyver. And though MacGyver never used it for tying up zombies to extract some sort of antivirus, I am sure he would approve!
6. Medicine & antibacterial care.
Clean your wounds and treat small conditions before they turn sour. Though remember: when a member of your party is bitten by an infected friend or family member, do not try to treat them and do not ignore the impending doom! One swift blow to the head with your trusty mini ax is the only sure-fire treatment for any possibly contaminated party members.
7. Gasoline.
For many uses– from driving to safety and fueling your fire to cook to thoroughly toasting Infected remains for disposal. Better safe than sorry: shoot between the eyes, remove the head and burn. No coming back from that. Just don’t forget the matches!
Hope you enjoyed the Survival Emergency Pack I have created! Remember to check out The Crazies Tower Defense Game in order to practice survival and strategy tactics if you suddenly find yourself in a real life, tower defense type scenario!
