Everybody Loves Large Chests

Everybody Loves Large Chests

by Exterminatus

Warning This fiction contains:
  • Graphic Violence
  • Profanity
  • Sexual Content

Everybody Loves Large Chests is now available on Amazon and Audible! Featuring lots of editorial love and a more enjoyable reading/listening experience!

Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones.

The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer - a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfather’s trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime! It is sure to be a long and dangerous road, fraught with danger! And it all starts with a simple test - reach Level 5 in the dungeon called the ‘newbie zone’ and earn the right to become a full-fledged adventurer!

However, such things get hopelessly derailed when his adolescent mind beholds an exposed chest for the first time. A fateful meeting that would inevitably lead his life in a direction he never even dreamed of!

This fiction is written, maintained and owned by Neven Iliev. It is also a participant of the WriTEr's pledge.

  • Overall Score
  • Style Score
  • Story Score
  • Grammar Score
  • Character Score
  • Total Views :
  • 38,163,468
  • Average Views :
  • 109,665
  • Followers :
  • 15,788
  • Favorites :
  • 10,506
  • Ratings :
  • 6,493
  • Pages :
  • 5,765
Advertisement
Remove
Go to Table of Contents
Fiction breaking rules? Report
Advertisement
Remove
Author
Exterminatus

Exterminatus

Chestiest Chest That Ever Chested

Achievements
1,750 Comments
Author Premium Beta Testers
The Random Factor
Fledgling Reviewer (I)
Resilient Support
Royal Bloodline
Group War
Worthy Sacrifice
Memorable Acts
7th Anniversary
15,000 Followers
Word Count (20)
30,000,000 Views
Premium Member
20 Review Upvotes
Advertisement
Remove
Table of Contents
348 Chapters
Chapter Name Release Date
Prologue ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 1 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 2 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 3 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 4 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 5 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 6 ago
Eat And Grow 1 ago
Eat And Grow 2 ago
Eat And Grow 3 ago
Eat And Grow 4 ago
Eat And Grow 5 ago
Eat And Grow 6 ago
Eat And Grow 7 ago
Eat And Grow 8 ago
Eat And Grow 9 ago
Interlude - A Cheap Drink ago
Urges 1 ago
Urges 2 ago
Urges 3 ago
Urges 4 ago
Urges 5 ago
Urges 6 ago
Urges 7 ago
Urges 8 ago
Urges 9 ago
Urges 10 ago
Interlude - A little fisting goes a long way ago
Not a chapter - Q&A ago
Science!!! 1 ago
Science!!! 2 ago
Science!!! 3 ago
Science!!! 4 ago
Science!!! 5 ago
Science!!! 6 ago
Science!!! 7 ago
Science!!! 8 ago
Interlude - Justice demands retribution ago
Gainful Employment 1 ago
Gainful Employment 2 ago
Gainful Employment 3 ago
Gainful Employment 4 ago
Gainful Employment 5 ago
Gainful Employment 6 ago
Gainful Employment 7 ago
Gainful Employment 8 ago
Gainful Employment 9 ago
Interlude - That nagging feeling ago
Chaos 1 ago
Uncertainty 2 ago
Instability 3 ago
Fluctuation 4 ago
Unpredictability 5 ago
Chaos 6 ago
Chance 7 ago
Unforeseen Consequences 8 ago
Coincidences 9 ago
Randomness 10 ago
Volatility 11 ago
Interlude - The Shadow of Death ago
Unleashed 1 ago
Unleashed 2 ago
Unleashed 3 ago
Unleashed 4 ago
Unleashed 5 ago
Unleashed 6 ago
Unleashed 7 ago
Unleashed 8 ago
Unleashed 9 ago
Core Values 1 ago
Core Values 2 ago
Core Values 3 ago
Core Values 4 ago
Core Values 5 ago
Core Values 6 ago
Interlude - A Neighborly Chat ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 1 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 2 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 3 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 4 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 5 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 6 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 7 ago
Interlude - An ASS out of U and ME ago
Moonlighting 1 ago
Moonlighting 2 ago
Moonlighting 3 ago
Moonlighting 4 ago
Moonlighting 5 ago
Moonlighting 6 ago
Moonlighting 7 ago
Moonlighting 8 ago
Interlude - Good news travels slowly. Bad news has wings. ago
All That Glitters 1 ago
All That Glitters 2 ago
All That Glitters 3 ago
All That Glitters 4 ago
All That Glitters 5 ago
All That Glitters 6 ago
All That Glitters 7 ago
All That Glitters 8 ago
All That Glitters 9 ago
Interlude - Stalking does not count as a long-distance relationship ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 1 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 2 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 3 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 4 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 5 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 6 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 7 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 8 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 9 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 10 ago
Those Who Are Right 1 ago
Those Who Are Right 2 ago
Those Who Are Right 3 ago
Those Who Are Right 4 ago
Those Who Are Right 5 ago
Those Who Are Right 6 ago
Those Who Are Right 7 ago
Interlude - Barking Up The Wrong Tree ago
Not a chapter - Q&A with the author ago
Snow Day (April Fools chapter) ago
Those Who Are Left 1 ago
Those Who Are Left 2 ago
Those Who Are Left 3 ago
Those Who Are Left 4 ago
Those Who Are Left 5 ago
Those Who Are Left 6 ago
Those Who Are Left 7 ago
Not a chapter - Skill Compendium ago
Those Who Are Left 8 ago
Those Who Are Left 9 ago
Those Who Are Left 10 ago
Interlude - Once is an accident. Twice is coincidence. Three times - a pattern. ago
Hypocrisy 1 ago
Duality 2 ago
Ambiguity 3 ago
Duplicity 4 ago
Mockery 5 ago
Fraud 6 ago
Facade 7 ago
Not a chapter - ELLC World Map ago
Ambiguity 8 ago
Plausible Deniability 9 ago
Omission 10 ago
Underhandedness 11 ago
Subversion 12 ago
Deception 13 ago
Hypocrisy 14 ago
Hypocrisy 15 ago
Interlude - Happy Thoughts ago
Not a chapter - Art Gallery ago
A Hero's Burden 1 ago
A Hero's Burden 2 ago
A Hero's Burden 3 ago
A Hero's Burden 4 ago
A Hero's Burden 5 ago
A Hero's Burden 6 ago
A Hero's Burden 7 ago
A Hero's Burden 8 ago
A Hero's Burden 9 ago
A Hero's Burden 10 ago
Interlude - You Reap What You Sow ago
Upheaval 1 ago
Upheaval 2 ago
Upheaval 3 ago
Upheaval 4 ago
Upheaval 5 ago
Upheaval 6 ago
Upheaval 7 ago
Upheaval 8 ago
Upheaval 9 ago
Upheaval 10 ago
Upheaval 11 ago
Interlude - Another day at the office ago
Services Rendered 1 ago
Services Rendered 2 ago
Services Rendered 3 ago
Not a chapter - Q&A session ago
Services Rendered 4 ago
Services Rendered 5 ago
Not a chapter - A Mimic's hoard ago
Services Rendered 6 ago
Services Rendered 7 ago
Services Rendered 8 ago
Services Rendered 9 ago
Interlude - House Call ago
Winter's Bite 1 ago
Winter's Bite 2 ago
Winter's Bite 3 ago
Winter's Bite 4 ago
Winter's Bite 5 ago
Winter's Bite 6 ago
Winter's Bite 7 ago
Winter's Bite 8 ago
Not a chapter - Art Gallery 2: Electric Boogaloo ago
Winter's Bite 9 ago
Interlude - Professional Courtesy ago
Not a chapter - Best Girl Poll ago
Interlude - An Honest Review ago
Not a chapter - Kindle (re-) Release ago
Knowledge Is Power 1 ago
Knowledge Is Power 2 ago
Knowledge Is Power 3 ago
Knowledge Is Power 4 ago
Knowledge Is Power 5 ago
Knowledge Is Power 6 ago
Knowledge Is Power 7 ago
Knowledge Is Power 8 ago
Knowledge Is Power 9 ago
Knowledge Is Power 10 ago
Knowledge Is Power 11 ago
Interlude - Family Reunions Are Always Awkward ago
Year of the Chest 1 ago
Year of the Chest 2 ago
Year of the Chest 3 ago
Year of the Chest 4 ago
Year of the Chest 4 ½ ago
Year of the Chest 5 ago
Year of the Chest 6 ago
Year of the Chest 7 ago
Interlude - What Friends Are For ago
Mind Games 1 ago
Mind Games 2 ago
Mind Games 3 ago
Mind Games 4 ago
Mind Games 5 ago
Mind Games 6 ago
Interlude - Question Authority ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Birthdays ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Loose Ends ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Blood Money ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Nightmares ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Problems and Solutions ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Forward Thinking ago
Not a Chapter - Amazon book stuff ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Fun & Games ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Stress Kills ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Lemons ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Of Plants and Plots ago
Green Tide 1 ago
Green Tide 2 ago
Not a Chapter - Announcement + Q&A with the author ago
Green Tide 3 ago
Green Tide 4 ago
Green Tide 5 ago
Green Tide 6 ago
Green Tide 7 ago
Interlude - Another Satisfied Customer ago
Birds Of A Feather 1 ago
Birds Of A Feather 2 ago
Birds Of A Feather 3 ago
Birds Of A Feather 4 ago
Birds Of A Feather 5 ago
Birds Of A Feather 6 ago
Birds Of A Feather 7 ago
Birds Of A Feather 8 ago
Interlude - Fish Out of Water ago
Questionable Origins 1 ago
Questionable Origins 2 ago
Questionable Origins 3 ago
Not a Chapter - Fanart Dump ago
Questionable Origins 4 ago
Questionable Origins 5 ago
Questionable Origins 6 ago
Questionable Origins 7 ago
Questionable Origins 8 ago
Questionable Origins 9 ago
Questionable Origins 10 ago
Questionable Origins 11 ago
Interlude - Greed Is Good ago
Not a Chapter - Best Girl Poll 2 ago
Cloak and Dagger 1 ago
Cloak and Dagger 2 ago
Not a Chapter - Few Small Announcements ago
Cloak and Dagger 3 ago
Cloak and Dagger 4 ago
Cloak and Dagger 5 ago
Cloak and Dagger 6 ago
Interlude - Money Talks ago
Connections 1 ago
Connections 2 ago
Connections 3 ago
Connections 4 ago
Connections 5 ago
Connections 6 ago
Connections 7 ago
Connections 8 ago
Interlude - Guardian Angel ago
Not a Chapter - New Art ago
Legacy 1 ago
Legacy 2 ago
Not a Chapter - ELLC Volume 3 is now live on Kindle ago
Legacy 3 ago
Legacy 4 ago
Legacy 5 ago
Legacy 6 ago
Legacy 7 ago
Legacy 8 ago
Interlude - Thicker Than Water ago
What Lies Below 1 ago
What Lies Below 2 ago
What Lies Below 3 ago
What Lies Below 4 ago
Not a chapter - Season's Greetings ago
What Lies Below 5 ago
What Lies Below 6 ago
What Lies Below 7 ago
What Lies Below 8 ago
Interlude - Business As Usual ago
Interlude - Rule of Threes ago
The Mask Falls 1 ago
The Mask Falls 2 ago
The Mask Falls 3 ago
The Mask Falls 4 ago
Interlude - A Day to Remember ago
Not a chapter - Going on break + Author Q&A Part 5: The Empire Strikes Back ago
Greater Heights 1 ago
Greater Heights 2 ago
Greater Heights 3 ago
Greater Heights 4 ago
Greater Heights 5 ago
Not a chapter - Volume 4, Announcements, and fanart ago
Greater Heights 6 ago
Greater Heights 7 ago
Interlude - The Echo of Lies ago
Expanded Normality 1 ago
Expanded Normality 2 ago
Expanded Normality 3 ago
Expanded Normality 4 ago
Expanded Normality 5 ago
Interlude - Off-Season ago
A Whole New World 1 ago
A Whole New World 2 ago
A Whole New World 3 ago
A Whole New World 4 ago
A Whole New World 5 ago
A Whole New World 6 ago
A Whole New World 7 ago
A Whole New World 8 ago
A Whole New World 9 ago
With Strings Cut 1 ago
With Strings Cut 2 ago
With Strings Cut 3 ago
With Strings Cut 4 ago
With Strings Cut 5 ago
Afterword and Q&A ago

Leave a review

Reviews
Sort by:
Skitterz
Overall
Style
Story
Grammar
Character

This story is great I love everything about it. 10/10 I have re-read this a few times and still love it. I love the art. I love all characters from Boxy's entourage. 

Spoiler: Spoiler

Love the focus on classes and how this story really makes it a part of great importance instead of a story where it's just there to show how OP the mc is. In the beginning it might seem like this (for some people) but if you keep reading it steadily focusses less on the stats and more on the advancement of jobs and classes.

Read it and watch the magic happen. (Also there is Yuri.)

Akhil Sihra
Overall

The synopsis still takesa laugh out of me. A trap I don't regret falling in. I just want faster release.

Venom
Overall

I just want to state 3 things:-

* Both the Title and the Cover are extremely misleading,to say the least.

* The story is AMAZING.Period.

* Give it a try, or u will regret it later 

Raiooku
Overall
Style
Story
Grammar
Character

One of the best stories I've read on RRL

(Slight spoiler!)

Truly, the grammar, the style of writing, and the plot itself are so good! I don't do a lot of reviews, but this story definitely deserves it. At first I couldn't believe it when I saw this story for the first time in high rankings. The picture and title really made me hold off on reading it, on the idea that the MC is just another of those typical horny teenage boys. It was until I was reading a recommendation post about stories with monsters as MCs, that I realized, maybe it was worth checking out after all. And I can tell you, it definitely was!

Emryz
Overall

Just... I am tired

Reviewed at: Upheaval 11

What is it with this weird sex parts. There are like other websites for all the fetishes.

It is not the first novel, nor the last one which clearly overuses the weird joke/motiv it got somewhere at the start. Just stop. It is the same with Beifang, if someone knows who I am talking about. A great novel, much better then this one, and similar issue. At least in chinese it was not that explicit, a bit plotrelevant, and honestly not as offturning.

I know why it happens, like many people like rapish, gory, violent, cockblocky, beastish, edgy stuff. It is weird though. It just does not make it better.

Ferrisbewley
Overall
Style
Story
Grammar
Character

Great story with a very badly rushed ending.

Reviewed at: Afterword and Q&A

The only thing i can say about everybody large chests is that if you want a satisfying ending don't read this story. However the journey to that ending is a 9/10 comedy/adventure web novel. Only in the last 3-4 arcs of ELLC does the author burn out and rush things to just finish, ruining not only the story but the prospect of all of the storys branching off of this one such as Small chests are fine too.

If you really want to save yourself a lot of pain stop at the arc titled Legacy. The author makes a huge mistake in the plot, invalidating most of the story aswell as using a massive time skip to just end the story. He even explains his burnout in some of the earlier chapters and you can really tell that hes not on his A game in the later fourth of the novel.

The style of ELLC is amazing, the mc is a heartless monster with no redeeming qualities. Its a perfect blend of dark content with comedy ( with a healthy dose of sexual content to boot) 4/5.

The story is a 5/5 until you get towards the ending as i have explained previously. If you want a example of what im talking about with why its so bad here is a basic rundown of what the ending is like.

The main mc is told he is a npc in a video game, making all of his hard work fairly meaningless, the world we've been learning about turns out to completly fake. He then kills off most of the important characters off screen and then time skips to end the story where we get the epilogue of only 4 characters out of the cast of several dozen important people.

Personaly i really hate it when a entire story is invalidated by a single chapter. But who knows, maybe if your reaaaaally into vr mmo storys you might be okay with it.

The grammar is pretty much flawless throughout the entire novel so 5/5 just for that.

The characters of ELLC vary from great to only slightly annoying. In my book having no characters that the reader doesn't hate is a huge win. However i still think a few of the "Antagonists" are pretty weakly written so 4.5/5.

I would give ELLC a 4.8/5, but as i cant really say the story is finished i have to lower it to a 3/5. Id really love to see a rewrite of the last few arcs when the author has more time.

 

RynDeeVuo
Overall
Style
Story
Grammar
Character

6/5, best book on the site. 

There is always a lot of things going on, and it has never made me bored. Okay, maybe that one chapter on the golem dungeon was a bit boring, but that's pretty much it.

The story is really intriguing, it really makes you anticipate on thr developments that will happen in the future.

A lot of things are cleverly done, and I love how we just always blame one person for every single coincidence.

Major Spoiler... Like Really Big One.

 

Raskaro
Overall

It's good,but makes me a bit disappointed

I must say i'm very happy but sad at the same time.I really loved to read this story,i'm not good with the words so i can't tell much about good parts or bad parts.The thing that saddened me was mature or +18 content.Maybe it's because i'm a bit young or just simply don't understand but sometimes it made it a pain to read.Especially when i came to the mid part of story.It is a great experience with quite a good story,i really appreciate the effort Author put in the story,and will reccomend people to read it.Only,if you are like me,who doesn't like mature content that much,it may affect you a little but won't change the story's quality.Great Work!

DableUTeeF
Overall

Stay true through the end

Reviewed at: Afterword and Q&A

The NSFW parts at times are.....questionable? But the characters' mindsets remained the same throughout without much inconsistency.

A lot of the later chapters are quite tedious at times, by that I mean more words than they needed. But quite forgivable given how long the story is.

Although I personally thing the story is a bit too long and probably because of that the ending isn't as good as I wish it could have been.

creativenameok
Overall

A master of hidden forshadowing that few will pick up on without the powers of hindsight, this author wrote a truly entertaining book, and I spent a good 12 hours reading it essentially nonstop, and thinking about it after the fact makes me involuntarily smile.

Literally the only fault I can find with my complete lack of ability to analyze literature (although I may be selling myself short, idk) was the lack of the oxford comma, which mildly annoyed me the entire time. I'm not petty enough to lower the rating because of that because it would be dumb, so here we are.